The narrator of the video is a real wordsmith.

But Joe, I really do have shit. I gotta go.

/shits pants.

You stay classy...

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Do you chew tobacaco with that mouth?

Afterwards Joe sent them an autographed jock.

MTV is really cutting back on Yo Momma's budget.

You know, I believe Joe Smith was heckling some fans in that clip.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Peter King just pre-ordered 5,000 copies.

Did anything happen to any other team or in any other MLB park this week? Just checking.

85% of the people have jobs; the rest go to Wrigley to heckle Joe Smith.

/elia

David Cone just leaned back, looked down, and smirked like he's never smirked before.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:

Even as a Packers fan.......why?

So what. I'm confused. Joe Smith was doing what with the fans?

One of the fans, it should be known, was Brian Bellows.

@The Sports Hernia:
Seriously. What was Joe Smith doing in that video? He was doing something. If only the narrator could describe what he was doing to the fans.

@Afino: One last symbolic gesture of Favre spunk guzzling?

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Expect to see Favre blow out his ACL while drinking beer/pitching horseshoes later this year...

"I'm in the big leagues, you idiot."

And yet, no one outside the Smith family knew that till now. Way to Big League the fans, Mr. Mormon.

@Suss--: An all-time classic. "You're the best, Bellows! You're a fuckin' superstar!"

That narrator really needs to learn how to articulate his thoughts better. He was very unclear on what was going on in that clip

Kevin McHale just signed Chicago Cub Joe Smith to a secret five year contract.

"I'm the most generically named guy in the big leagues, you idiot!"

*New York Met

/dumbass

Thanks for the narration, Carl Monday.

@Weed Against Speed: +1. Beat me to it.

Ah youtube clip of Joe Smith doing or saying something, we hardly knew ye.

@starksgotejected: whoops, it's alive again!

@Crookednose:

That's not true - I knew it.

It was because of a video game, but still...

Joe Smith, huh? He looks pretty good for being 207 years old...and having multiple wives hounding him constantly.

@Suss--:

Hecklin' da fanz here.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold: That video was dum-dum-dum-dum-DUM.

Wright State alum, represent!

/welcome to the new you

Good thing he wasn't heckling a writer because we then would have been subjected to a column on here that attempts to make us feel bad for the media.

Still,
Joe Smith, NY Met > Joe Smith, LDS Founder > Joe Smith, Cleveland Cav

@CreamsicleOrange: Careful. Mariotti was lur. . . oh WHO AM I KIDDING?? Mariotti doesn't like sports!

He should save his energy and heckle Carlos Delgado, who by the way-sucks

Wow, he embarrassed those twelve year olds, huh?

Well, this does make sense considering Billy Wagner being his mentor on the team.

@CreamsicleOrange: Dark Side of the Locker Room: Joe Smith was yelling some stuff and then some other stuff at me.

Joe Smith, I thought you were black. Never mind; you ain't got shit.

/Chick who snapped the Santonio Holmes picture.

Joe Smith may think hes in the Major Leagues, but hes no professional.