ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...
• "I have to hand it to the Wiz. They came to play and Cleveland didn't know what hit 'em." — Dagoat3224
Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...
• "Pau still got 18 with all the Nuggets 'adjustments.' Kobe just went nuclear." — 24bauer1
• A shitty synopsis capped off with a lousy descriptor that I nonetheless think is edgy— Wait! This asshole is stealing my schtick!!" — RickReillyCantWaitToSuckOffNorby — Sherrill-Theory
• Poe still got drunk with all of Baltimore's 'adjustments'. His liver just went nuclear. —quoththeraven — Jefferson Short Bus









Comments
I have to hand it to the Wiz. Nobody beats him.
-BenesBanger
"I have to hand it to the Wiz. Nobody beats him." - DaDrake
Have to hand it Warren Moon, he came home drunk and his wife didn't know what hit her.
A guy with "Dago" in his commenter name and he's not a Yankee fan? Consider my mind blown.
I never watched "The Wiz" --PSaMP
@McCroskey: Gah! Damn two-finger typing method.
You have to hand it to the Wiz. Nobody beats them.
I have to hand it to the Wiz....they undercut the competition on Plasmas and Circuit City didn't match. That's why Nobody beats the Wiz....Nobody.
I have to hand it to the Germans. They came to play and Poland didn't know what hit 'em. - Heil1939
Mewelde has to hand it to the Wizzinator. It kept him on the field, and Goodell didn't know what hit him.
--Vikingat3224
I have to hand it to the "Biz". E-PIS-CO-PALIANS, rock, rock on.
"I have to hand it to the Whizzinator. When I passed they didn't know what hit 'em." - OSmith69
I've got to hand it to Les Mis. Jean Valjean came to play and Paris didn't know what hit 'em --DaHugo1862
@Sliderofdeath: Wow! That really sucks.
I have to hand it to Cheez Whiz. It came to play and Celery didn't know what hit it.
Dafat3224
"I have to hand it to Bucks Fizz. They came to play and Eurovision didn't know what hit 'em."
-DaGoat1981
I" have to hand it to the Wiz. Even Nipsey Russell was impress and he's dead."-easeondowntheroad
@kayceebk: damn you, I thought I was quick enough
I have to hand it to the Whiz. They put it on my cheesesteak and my ass didn't know what hit it.
--Poopingat3224
I have to hand it to the Miz. He came to play and the other six strangers didn't know what hit 'em.-Bunim/MurrayPwnge
"I have to hand it to Rae. He came to play and his girlfriend didn't know what hit her." - DaCarolinaCon
@MattinglysSideburns: +1.
"I have to hand it to the Biz. He came to eat and the Chinese Buffet didn't know what hit 'em."
-diabolical1990
"I have to hand it to Benjamin Harrison. Grover Cleveland didn't know what hit him." -- Voter1888
• "I have to hand it to the Boston fans. Their team finished 18-1 and their wives don't know who hit them." - MassholishTendencies
I tried to sneak one by the commish and got whiz on my hands for my efforts.
- O. Smith
"I have to hand it to the Biz. He came to her college on a tour and Blah Blah Blah didn't know what hit 'er."
-JustAFriend
"I have to hand it to The Who. They came to play and Cincinnati didn't know what hit 'em."--toosoon
I have to hand it to the Wizard. Dorothy came for a heart and a brain and when the dog pulled back the curtain he didn't know what hit him.
-AuntieEm
I have to hand it to Fizz. It came to play and my teeth didn't know what hit 'em-BestCandyEver-DoTheyEvenMakeItAnymore?
You've got to hand it to The Wiz. They ponied up for Nipsey Russell and Blackenstein didn't know what hit 'em!
--BlaxploitNation
"I had my hand in some Wizz and now the damn soap's gone."--
GasStationPBreak
"I have to hand it to ESPN commenters. They come to comment and don't even realize they're morons."
I have to hand it to Biz. Turns out he really wasn't just a friend.-DaInfidelity
@Jews For Purple Jesus:
SHIT
"I have to hand it to the jizz. Monica's dress didn't know what hit it."
ArkGov3224
"I have to hand it to Quagmire. He slept with Loretta and Cleveland didn't know what hit him." --FamilyGuy2005
I have to hand it to those two skanks. They came to shit all over each other and that cup didn't know what was coming.
I have my hands in my wiz. The ball came down the middle and didn't know what hit it.
--moises
I have to hand it to The Wiz. That Michael Jackson sure can dance.
"I have to hand it to Liz. She came up with "Button Classic" and the other suits didn't know what hit 'em."--Imbizdrunk
I have to hand it to the Hell's Angels. They came to stab, and while Meridith Hunter did know what hit him, there was nothing he could do about it.
@Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: +1
I have to hand it to the wiz, I went home with a Duke basketball player and got pissed on. I didn't see that coming-watersportscoed.
I have to hand it to the Wizard, he came to play Mario 3 and Nintendo didn't know what hit 'em.
I have to hand it to the Blizzard. That creamy ice cream concoction sure is a great reward for pitching 3 innings.
-CCpitcherman
I have to hand it to Cheese Whiz. It is easier to put on a cracker than Velveeta.- sargento4life
I have to hand it to the Wiz. Cleveland took the night off with a 2-0 series lead, making the result a foregone conclusion. Wait, what's my point?
-nbatankjobs2008
I have to hand it to the Miz. Even though he is a talentless hack, he has a tag team championship belt. -roadwarriors4eva.
I have to hand it to the Liz. It came to destroy Japan and Mothra didn't know what hit him.
The Cavs were shocked. A team scored more points than them!
I have to hand it to Rick Rizz. He followed Ernie and never knew what hit him.
--BoDontKnowBaseball1992
@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: It takes heart to make an Altamont joke. A very dark, sick heart. +1.
I have to hand it to the GZA, he called my lyrics weak like clock radio speakers.
-riprappyhiphappy
I have to hand it to ESPN. They put up these comments and I never know why. -- isthataracialslurinthatcommentername?
"You have to hand it to Chmura. He came to play with the babysitter and the hot tub didn't know what hit it." MattLeinart