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The Maverick meltdown: Will it ever end? For about 12 minutes, it looked like the Dallas Mavericks were picking up right where they left off in Game 3. Then — and I know this is going to shock you — everything fell apart.
The first sign of trouble was when Dallas followed a 30-point first quarter with a 14-point second quarter. Then David West scored 10 of his 24 points during a third quarter run that pushed the Hornets' 4-point halftime lead to 13. The Mavs would be unable to cut into that deficit, leading Jason Kidd to get kicked out for almost killing Jannero Pargo and a fan to get ejected by Mark Cuban for verbally harassing Chris Paul. It was an ugly night in Dallas all around, and it turned into an ugly 97-84 defeat for the home team.
Paul had 16 points, 7 rebounds, and 8 assists and Peja Stojakovic added 19 points and 5 boards for the Hornets, who shot 50 percent from the field and committed only 9 turnovers. The Mavericks, on the other hand, were shooting cross-eyed all night (36 percent). Dirk Nowitzki led the cowboys with 22 points and 13 rebounds, and Jason Terry scored 20. J-Kidd (3 points, 1-for-6, 3 assists) didn't do much before he got the boot, and Josh Howard hit only 3-for-16 (but it was a relaxed 3-for-16).
And while a 3-1 series deficit isn't insurmountable, does anybody have confidence that this particular Dallas Mavericks team can overcome it?
LeBron 3, DeShawn 1. That's the official score after four games, despite all the trash talk, hard fouls, and what King James called "some extracurricular activities going on outside and inside in this series." And with about three and a half minutes left in the first half, Stevenson tried to get in a little more extra credit upside LeBron's head while the King was motoring toward the hoop. The two men took a few menacing steps toward each other before teammates got between them ... much to the sweaty-palmed relief of David Stern. Still, according to LeBron, the Locksmith was lucky the incident didn't happen during a pickup game. "If we was on the park, something definitely would have escalated. But, you know, I guess that's what they want to do. They want to hurt Lebron James this series. It ain't working."
Superstars speaking in third person aside, LeBron ain't wrong. After Stevenson's flagrant foul, James hit one of two free throws and then knocked down a three-pointer from somewhere just outside the arena to help his team go on a streak of 13 unanswered points. Gilbert Arenas said it best when he explained "That (foul) got him mad."
James finished with 34 points and 12 rebounds, but his biggest play of the night came when he drew pretty much every Washington defender into the paint and this dished the ball to Delonte West, who hit the go-ahead three-pointer with 5.4 seconds left. The play was eerily reminiscent of when the Cleveland eliminated the Wizards in Game 6 of their first round series. In case you've forgotten, James hit Damon Jones for the winning bucket in the final seconds of overtime. Said James: "Washington definitely probably had a flashback." Definitely. Probably.
Gilbert Arenas — who had tied the game with a couple free throws and a crazy, off-balance banker from eight feet out — missed an isolation three-pointer as time expired. And that was that: Cleveland 100, Washington 97.
In addition to the game-winning three, Delonte West had a career playoff high 21 points. The Cavaliers also got four three-pointers out of Boobie Gibson and 12 rebounds from Ben Wallace. Antawn Jamison led the Wiz with 23 points and 11 rebounds, Caron Butler scored 19, and Brendan Haywood added 16.
Pride game! And to think: Some people thought the Spurs were going to sweep. No way. The Suns were playing for a little pride, and they came out with the kind of reckless abandon and defensive intensity that would win them a championship if they could do it every night. But at least they did it for one game and thus saved themselves the shame and embarrassment of getting eliminated at home.
And believe it or not, the Suns' superstars weren't the authors of yesterday's 105-85 butt-kicking. That honor went to the tandem of Raja Bell (27 points, 5-for-7 from three point range) and Boris Diaw (20 points, 10 rebounds, 8 assists). And their out-of-nowhere revival was exactly what Phoenix needed ... even if it came about three games too late.
And let's face it, this loss isn't going to faze anybody on the Spurs. As Tim Duncan put it: "We didn't expect to sweep these guys. We're excited to be in the situation we're in, up 3-1. We've got to win one more game, and we get to go home and try to win it there. Those are a lot of things that are in our favor." Well, actually it's only two things. But in all fairness, it's a big two.
The Big Cactus added 14 points and 12 rebounds, and he also defied Gregg Popovich's Hack-a-Shaquery by hitting 6-for-10 from the line. Tim Duncan had 14 points and 10 boards for San Antonio, and Tony Parker scored 18 but shot only 7-for-17 against Diaw's long-armed and aggressive defense. All in all, it was a great win for the Suns. But still, I have a sneaking suspicion that the 20/20 Rule could be in effect on Tuesday.
Order is restored. For now. The Detroit Pistons pulled off one of their patented "big wins just when everybody thinks they're down and out," using a 34-16 third quarter blitzkrieg to beat Philly 93-84 and tie their first round series at 2-2.
Said Chauncy Billups: "Everybody knows that we are good under pressure. I hate that we put ourselves in this position a lot of times. I believe in the guys who are in our locker room." Those guys certainly made believers out of the 76ers, particularly Tayshaun Prince (23 points, 11-for-12) and Rasheed Wallace (20 points, 10 rebounds, 3 three-pointers in the third quarter).
In addition to 'Sheed raining down threes, the Pistons forced seven turnovers during their third-quarter turnaround. As Sixers coach Maurice Cheeks put it: "The game turned just like that. We gave them life in the third quarter."
Philadelphia's biggest problem, besides the whole losing the game thing, is the continued MIA status of leading scorer Andre Iguodala. The Detroit defense has totally taken him out of his game all series. Last night, he scored only 12 points on 4-for-16 shooting and committed 5 turnovers. It's hard to imagine Philly winning another game in this series if that continues.













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the continued MIA status of leading scorer Andre Iguodala
He flies like paper, gets high like planes?
@VTBen: *blam blam blam*
I love when athletes speak in the third person, it makes them sound so much crazier.
Well, Cubs fans, are you ready to meet your new emo-banged overlord?
Mavs fans, there's a Tribune Corp on line 2 asking if the team's for sale yet.
@VTBen: If you catch him at the border he has visas in his name?
You know, that's three games now where the Wizards have pissed LeBron off so much that he's gone nuclear on him. If you want to beat him, don't punch him in the face. Send him a fruit basket and a card signed by the whole team saying "We Really Respect Your Skill". The pissing him off tactic is just not working.
Fake ESPN Comment of the Day:
"If the Pistons keep playing this way, they'll destory the 76er's in game 8. Too bad it's only a 7 game series."
@Dead Air ummm Dead Air: @Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: On a semi-related note, Pineapple Express looks like a pretty fucking awesome movie.
"Sorry, Jannero. From that angle you sort of looked like Joumana."
Why haven't the rest of the Wizards given Stevenson a blanket party yet?
Jason Kidd, Devean George, and a first round pick to the Lakers for Ira Newble and a sign-and-trade for Jerry West. Now that's a leader.
@VTBen: Tim Duncan's got more records than the K.G.B., so, uh, no funny business!
What the hell is a "Star Commenter"? Is this like ebay ratings now?
@Suss--: Tossed *his* cookies.
What, no Rickroll in this thread?
This is all leading up to a blockbuster Jason Kidd for Shaquille O'Neal trade this offseason.
"The NBA, were swapping mistakes happens!"
VTBen: I'm sick of Judd Apatow.
@Suss--: I'd like to know what angle that is. I may have to start watching Hornets games a little bit differently.
"The Maverick Meltdown" sounds like some kind of tasty southwestern cheeseburger. Mmm... meltdown.
And I, for one, fully support the notion of having all NBA playoffs games take place as pickup games. I'd simply love to see Kevin Garnett go apeshit on Al Horford for running his big stupid mouth off. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, ATLANTA?!
@Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: He can deliver like UPS trucks.
@Chief Wahoo: If they don't you've got to imagine the Celtics thinking about it. I can just picture Doc Rivers yelling at the TV yesterday afternoon...
"NO! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! DON'T FUCKING WAKE HIM UP ANY MORE!
...we already can't beat them in Cleveland..."
"What, no Rickroll in this thread? "
Hey, the previous thread was not a RickRoll. The other 32 times ... no comment.
@TheLou-Do: Catch him on his bennie prepaid wireless
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado:
Think the Hawks can keep it up tonight or was Saturday a one time thing?
@futuremrsrickankiel: That or a gay, Top Gun-themed porno. Which is actually a little redundant if you ask me.
@futuremrsrickankiel: KG and the rest of the Beantown crew love to talk trash.
Wasn't Bostahn supposed to sweep Atlanta? OH NOES, THE TEAM FROM DAWKIETOWN JUST BEAT US!!!
@futuremrsrickankiel: According to a blogger this weekend, God doesn't love Atlanta because the Falcons drafted Matt Ryan.
@futuremrsrickankiel: Don't order the Maverick Meltdown; you'll just choke on it.
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Yeah, clearly as a Celtics fan I hate black people. Thanks for that astute observation.
@UkraineNotWeak: They can keep it up tonight. The Hawks are a very tough home team, and for whatever reason Josh Smith always plays like a beast at Phillips. On the road, however, they have been absolutely despicable, which explains the sub .500 record.
@futuremrsrickankiel: You're welcome! Let me know if you need me to bring any other astute observations to the table; I've got many more where that came from.
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: I guess you can do that when your team is above .500.
/Sully from Quinzee
BOSTON RACIST IN THIS COMMENTS TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohnoes i rtarded!
tommmmeee from gwinzeeeeeeee
DOo
SH!!!!!!!
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: would you care to make it interesting? maybe something like loser closes commenter account/never comments on deadspin again? just throwing it out there...
Note to my Sixers -- Here's the downside about "playing with house money": Once you win it, it's no longer the house's money... it's yours.
@supermike5alive: Careful Mike, you making that bet is the equivalent of putting a bounty on Garnett and Pierce's kneecaps.
@HazelMaesLandingStrip: +1.
Um...i get sent to 'Hilarious Muppets Bloopers' when i click ona link.
Still fun though.
@OchentaYcinco: hmmm the odds do seem to stack up against me...
@HazelMaesLandingStrip: Good point. Still, what was Horford supposed to do after hearing all that trash-talk? Curl up in the fetal position with a thumb in his mouth?
@supermike5alive: Wait... if we place this bet and the Hawks win tonight, you will never comment here again under this or any other commenter accounts? Same for me if the Celtics win tonight?
Just making sure I understand the ground rules.
Where did the comments go? This was just about to get interesting...
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Celtics by 25 tonight, followed by KG performing Sub Zero's head-ripping Fatality on Horford. Either that or Jax's Fatality in which he rips your arms off.
if you're at your best when you move the ball and get to the basket Detroit, then just do that...all the time.
I know, sounds crazy...
Do I root for my single favorite professional sports team ever to win an important playoff game, or do I root for no more Supermike? It's like Sophie's Choice.
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: If I were you, I'd ask him to spot you two games. I'm just saying.
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: that's what i said yes - but now i'm thinking the better bet would be for the SERIES. since... that's all that really matters.
hey, you're the STAR commenter not me. whatever you want to do.
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: You forget that the most hated player on the team is that fucking Ginger, Brian Scalabrine.
@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: That's an easy choice, seeing as Atlanta is not going to win a game at Boston anyway. All it means is that the Celtics have to play an extra game or two.
@Chamomiles Davis: You're probably right.
Let's be blunt: Josh Howard is not playing well in the post-season.
I think we're all missing the point here, which is that the Mavericks suck. Waiter, is my Meltdown ready yet? I'm trying to make a 7:30 movie.
@Suss--: Thats why you have the Star, well done.
@supermike5alive: There's no way the Hawks are winning the series, so I definitely wouldn't bet on that.
Here we go...
If the Hawks win tonight, April 28th, 2008, you will not comment on Deadspin ever again, under any accounts, current, old or new.
If the Celtics win tonight, April 28th, 2008, I will not comment on Deadspin ever again, under any accounts, current, old or new.
Deal?
Wow, J Kidd is an ass.
@hockalees: It seems like he can't find his J.
@EDogII: Yeah, Kidd was much better when he had someone to take his pregame aggression out on.