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When you're John Daly, you don't have to work particularly hard for media attention. And once you have that media attention, there's no real need to fancy yourself up for it; you're John Daly, dammit! Shoot, you don't even have to put on a danged shirt.
In this interview with "OzarksFirst," Daly studiously ignores the "no shirt, no shoes, no interview" that has governed the universe of non-locker-room sports journalism for decades, and he even breaks out a cigarette.
You might think there's something wrong with Mr. Daly. We say it's just a matter of a man knowing his target audience.
Interview With John Daly [OzarksFirst]
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Back to the Cutbert pictures, we need eye bleach, stat!
Why's everyone so conservative with the damn Nightmare Fuel tag???
surface
He's so...smooth
Which way to the gun show, Mr. Daly?
You think John even knows it's Monday?
Hold the phone??!? John Daly takes a golf cart around instead of jogging? Wow, never would have expected that.
Just as I suspected...
John Daly does have a better physique than me.
Obligatory: it's always 5 o'clock somewhere
No words. They should have sent a poet.
We're damn lucky he decided to at least wear pants.
i wonder what micklesonsmanboobs has to say about this?
Somebody please photoshop a nose on the top of Daly's gut.
In this interview with "OzarksFirst," Daly studiously ignores the "no shirt, no shoes, no interview" that has governed the universe of non-locker-room sports journalism for decades.
Call me when Suzann Pettersen starts granting interviews.
Is it just me does Daly's body look like Homer Simpson's face for that hairless moment after he shaves?
Awesome.
The name of Daly's golf course is Murder Rock? I bet you can play in jorts there.
What has been seen... cannot be unseen
I see a "southern hick" theme forming today on Deadspin...
I shudder to think what The Ozarks are first in.
I can't wait until he's a color commentator.
Good Lord, his torso looks like a terrified face.
This is almost as repulsive as the time he cameoed in "Super Troopers" and got hosed down naked.
Was he featured on the "How Do You Clean and Dress Your Squirrel" segment?
Is that his stomach or the Shroud of Turin?
After the jump, dammit. After the jump!
"Helloooooooooooooooo"
Happy 42nd John!
Bust on those queer ass Pumas again!
Does Daly wax his chest?
@FEAST: it's always noon somewhere.
/fixed
Daly has nothing on my boy. You really think Amy breastfed their kids all by herself? Phil wanted to keep her bosoms fresh for their lay down dancing. His man breasts provided all the milk for child rearing.
Can't wait until the interview with Mark Mangino... (Actually I can)
Sweet merciful Pete, you didn't mention he proceeds to golf shirtless, shoeless and smoking.
@RachelRayIsTheDevil: Or in a complete perversion of all that is good, you could photoshop Mayor McCheese's head onto Daly's belly.
GIT-R-DONE!!!
@BigJimSlade: AMEN!! Vomitious.
bigger boobs: daly or miley cyrus?
One would assume Daly has manboobs rather than a northern continuation of the belly with nipples on it. One would be wrong.
Looks like Daly could use a refreshing Coors Light. Wait, how'd that get in my head?
He's just working on his tan before the 73rd annual Ozarks Bellyflop competition.
Quickly shooting up the board for the 2009 Celebrity Death Poll.
Unless Ozarks First has footage of him doing the truffle shuffle, they fail as journalists.
I wouldn't fuck John Daly's tits with Annika Sorenstam's dick.
O AN HE SEXY!
I'm guessing he's not a 'half-grapefruit and black coffee' guy.
I loved him in Roadhouse.
Are we sure that's Daly and not Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs?
@BreakfastBourbon:I'm betting pantsless after a keg or 3 too.
It's funnier with Will's John Rocker impression.
How can you not love this man?
@millensdraftskills: Still think golfers aren't athletes?
John Daly: Giving hope to fat golfers since 1991
They settles for this interview after they couldn't land the Bridgette Wilson-Sampras interview on account of getting the year of the Spanish Armada wrong.
@Jefferson Short Bus: +1
And who says golfers aren't athletes?
@Phil Mickelson's Man Tits: Ummmm you have my Commenter Name
@MickelsonsManBoobs: Well, this is awkward.
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