let's hear from the Steeler fans.

No wonder Mario Lopez wants to host these pageants.

nice moobs.

I think he was waiting for Ronaldo to hit on him.

Seems he forget to his "bro" for his moobs

Santonio Holmes' penis was also seen at the party carrying two girls over to the wet bar.

It was a normal bar until Santonio showed his credentials. Only then did it become a wet bar.

Even with the hot girl, I'd rather be hanging out with Shirtless John Daly than Shirtless Jeff Reed.

He's one step away from making a sex tape.

Hey, if Jimi Hendrix can do it, so can NFL kickers.

@MENACEIISOBRIETY: Reeds aren't bad either.

Kudos to Reed for practicing safe sex - you always want to wear a bib when going down on a herpes-infested Las Vegas snatch.

When you got nipples like that, the world needs to know about it.

Are there roids specifically for man-nipples?

oh, and six dudes and one probably.

I'm horrified.

At Deadspin posting a picture with the aluminum Bud Light bottle featured instead of the Coors Light Vented Can!

@Cinco Ocho: and the award for the most comment of the day goes to...

I'm glad I was nowhere near that Vegas bar when it was time for the scavenger hunt and he had to find a pair of boxers, do a body shot and give someone a lapdance.

She must not know he's a kicker instead of an actual football player.

Either that or the "medication" is working.

That broad is a porn star.

Well, maybe not a star, but she's in a few of those Reality Kings movies.

And yes, she squirts.

@Cinco Ocho: I'm sorry...that should be the MOOPS.

Sorry.

The inaugural pics from Hot Chicks with Cross Dressing Douchebags.com.

Bud Light. The beer of Fergie.

"Jeff Reed Will See Your Giant Dong"

[blush]

My anti-virus software just informed me that my monitor has been infected with scabies.

Jeff Reed has obviously spent thousands of hours in the gym without once doing any core work.

I'm surprised he doesn't work out at the Palumbo Center gym on a stolen student ID.

mope, mope, mope, yes, Reed, douchebag

I bet Jeff Reed likes to get his grunt on at the gym. Jagerbombs!

@SensitiveThug: +1 to you sir.

Not pictured: Roethlisberger jumping the Caesars fountain wearing a Burger King crown.

Can't play the skin flute without a Reed.

What's Jeff Reed doing hanging out with Joe Rogan? Was there a Fear Factor taping nearby?

@Carmen McFanzone: while Cedric Wilson was trying to baptize his child in the same fountains.

@Carmen McFanzone: I'm okay with the jumping Roethlisberger visual. It's the BK crown visual that got me. +1

You bet I would.

Not a cheesy enough curl for Stephen A. Smith

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:
Not to be a dick or anything, but she actually spells her name "Rachael".
Just sayin'.

Jeff Reed is just FABULOUS!

What the fuck are we getting ourselves into?

/Reshard Mendenhall and Limas Sweed

Palt of Hines disgusted. Othel palt make speciar smirre.

If that was Vida Guerra he was hanging with, he should get tested for STD's immediately.

Actually, both of them should. They can compare pubic rashes.

At this point, there's really nothing Jeff Reed could do that would surprise me. Other than appearing in public sober.

Why is a fun loving kicker a bad thing? Why?

Give me one good reason... (AND AN EXPOSED PENIS IS NOT REASON)

@The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History: dick

@TheStarterWife: Exposed penis is most certainly a reason!

With every curl of that chick, he shouts out "MENDENHALL! MENDENHALL! MENDENHALL!"

/sprains back

@SensitiveThug: so...she's tending bar, then? make mine an EXTRA VAG-Y MARTINI

Hypothetical situation: If we were all hanging out at a Las Vegas pool, and we saw a shirtless Jeff Reed acting a fool, how much would you guys pay me to go over to him and tweak the fuck out of his nipples? I mean, like, can't-wear-a-tight-shirt-for-a-week tweak them.

@TheStarterWife: Whither the vodka tonic, lady?

Look, as a Steelers fan, i can't lie...

We have the most awesome kicker in the NFL. Really, could you see a Gramatica doing this?

@Clare: GTA!!! IT'S GTA TIME!!!!

That's an affirmative on the mandana alert.

@TheStarterWife:

Isn't Janikowski still in the league? He does this stuff during the season, and had to miss a game because he got an infection after getting his sack pierced.

Reed is coattail rider to the JaniKing.

@drewheyman: If one scrotal infection ruined all of fun, then we wouldn't have sex.

I think my point still stands.

@TheStarterWife: (WE as in the royal we as a species. Not you and I.)

(DAMMIT I SHOULD PREVIEW COMMENT.)

@TheStarterWife: I think i accidentally replied to you and meant to reply to by The Gizmo from Pismo, because I don't know what GTA time means.

Oh wait, I guess it's Grand Theft Auto, or a member of the WuTang Clan.

Everything was all fun and games until Najeh Davenport defecated in the hotel pool.

@TheStarterWife: My owner took Bob Barker's advice and had me spayed or netuered, so i don't long for female company, except for head scratching and heavy petting.

I said, "Could you rub some lotion on my back?", not "could you rub me on your package."

Brady Quinn would like his tiara back..Jeff can keep the lady.

Skippy wins again.

I don't think she's laughing. I think she's impaled.