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If we're to believe the New York Daily News sources (which are to be believed most of the time — unless you're a Sean Avery fan), one of the other women who may or may not have had the Rocket inside them is John Daly's ex-wife, Paulette.
The NYDN says that from "several sources," Clemens and Paulette Dean Daly carried on an affair and he also provided her with financial support when needed. (Not surprising, considering her first husband wasn't known for his financial planning skills.) Daly, of course, had no comment about the alleged affair and merely stated that her and Roger were just friends. (Ed. Note: No word on whether or not he was wearing a shirt.)
One other interesting part of the story is the quote the Daily News gets from attorney Ernest Nargi, the legal expert in the piece, about what advice he'd give to Clemens' lawyer Rusty Hardin:
"If Roger was my client, I'd say, 'Look, let's sit down and find out what's out there. 'How many women are there? A girl a day? Every 15 minutes is one going to materialize from a bar or a trailer?"
Right now, it appears Roger Clemens might actually be the Cookie Guggelman Fleck of baseball.
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15 year olds? Fatties?
Come on Roger, if you're gonna cheat, do it right.
yes, Daly.
This should do wonders for his "Brian McNamee defamed my otherwise perfect character" lawsuit.
Headline + image made me think there was some Clemens-DALY hookup. And, that story deserves the nightmare fuel tag.
Nice tag, by the way, Balls.
"...one of the other women who may or may not have had the Rocket inside them..."
Thanks, Balls- I will now not be sleeping for a week.
I nail white trash faster than you drive.
Woman's got a thing for lovehandles, clearly.
Baseball players cheating on their wives? I am shocked, shocked at this kind of behavior!
Let's cut to the chase here. Did he fuck my wife or not?
This just in: Clemens had an affair with Don Mattingly's wife.
No wonder Clemens had to keep coming out of retirement. A harem won't pay for itself.
No mention of Wilt the Stilt? C'mon, Balls.
Whats the over/under on some ex-husband/boyfriend jacking up the Rocket?
This is going to be the mother of all divorce cases.
Strahan's wife is gonna be pissed.
Okay. Fine.
I gave Roger Clemens a handjob in 2003.
At least it was Paulette Dean and not Paula Dean.
Please tell me Roger Clemens did not fuck Paula Dean.
I really really hope he slept with the Sports Gal.
@Juancho:
Do you think he calls it "the Rocket"?
Because I think I would. Just saying.
A magical whore trailer? Tell me more.
Clemens was definitely pitching for the wrong team in the 86 World Series. He definitely would've fit in in the Met clubhouse.
I've been pimpin since been pimpin, since been pimpin
/how high
@shea_guevara: /reaching for the mind bleach
@buttons: You're assuming Mrs. Clemens knew nothing about all this stuff. I'd say it's more likely she went the Carmela Soprano route: pretend everything's okay, get some new jewelry every few months.
@The Teufel Shuffle: Daly has more of a 'fat cape'.
@shea_guevara: No, but he went anal on the Barefoot Contessa.
Finally, one worth screwing. Three tries for the guy to get it right.
if she has blond stringy hair and a penchant for dating fat athletes, Roger nailed her
McCreadie... John Daly's ex....
I think the next logical revelation will be that he fucked Mickey Mantle.
Clemens is the guy Alanis Morissette was singing to in "You Oughta Know".
@shea_guevara: When did Roger fuck an amputee?
@shea_guevara: Dear god, man! Must think happy thoughts. Giada...Giada...Giada
The man's got a type.
@Suss--:
But to be fair, you did do it for a letter of recommendation.
Clemens has buried his bone in more trash than a junkyard dog.
Booyah!
If Roger Clemens breaks Wilt Chamberlain's record, should there be an asterisk next to it because of the steroids allegations?
Clemens: 2,456*
Chamberlain: 2,000
@Weed Against Speed: Do not mention the phrase 'went anal' and a Food Network hostess unless it's Giada.
@shea_guevara: Well, her knowing is one thing. The whole goddamned world knowing is a different ball o' wax.
So Clemens, does the carpet match the drapes
One of those notches has to be Alyssa Milano, right?
So what you're telling me is that this Clemens-signed training bra I bought off eBay might be worth something? Score!
She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.
@Weed Against Speed: I'm not sure which is worse, but I do know that the collective mental images I now have will ensure that I'm boner-free for at least a week.
@How do you spell retard?: Aw, c'mon, Nigella might be into it too.
@UkraineNotWeak: Yeah, but it was during the second season of Who's the Boss? so that's ancient history.
Another curve ball for Roger, seems like everything's going afoul for him now. I always thought of Roger as only a pitcher but I guess he could really play the field. Doesn't seem like he got anyone out of his league though.
I wonder if he's touched base with his lawyers yet. I'm sure they'll find some way to pitch this to the media. Maybe Roger will come out all choked up. It's truly the end of an ERA folks.
I'm guessing Roger probably had backstage passes to every Wilson Phillips concert in the Boston area.
Wait, wait, is his lawyer's name Rusty Hard-on?
Oh, it isn't?
That's not funny then.
@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: It would actually make it more impressive, considering that steroids will shrink your nads to the size of chick peas.
Unlike the buffet table, this is where it's possible to get Daly's leftovers.
@UkraineNotWeak: if not, it's just because he's lazy
The Rocket doesn't exactly have a "type" does he?
So what you will about Ronaldo. The man is consistent.
@shea_guevara: Perhaps a Porsche Cayenne in the driveway as well?
@shea_guevara: +1 ya'll
But what does Brutus the Barber Beefcake think?
Roger nailed all four Golden Girls during a memorable Hollywood spree.
@UkraineNotWeak: Probably during the height of Who's the Boss' popularity
@shea_guevara: Maybe she's into it.
@MitchKayak: The Rocket did not sleep with the Sports Gal. He, J Bug, and Stoner just spaced docked her.
Wow. The parallels with the Clinton scandal are uncanny.
In fact, I will put good money on a bet that Roger Clemens at one point penetrated Hillary Clinton. It would just represent this whole thing coming together in the Circle of Life.
"Look, Kobe! Everything the light touches... I've fucked it."
Wilt Chamberlain + Gomer Pyle = Roger Clemens
@Sucko-T: You better delete that post before Suss has a chance to read it. He's the ace of puns around here, everyone else just watches him know them out of the park.
From the lookers he is pulling in it looks like Mario Batali might not be out of the question either.