Of all the panels on "Costas Now" the other night, the one we thought was most effective at tickling the cerebral cortex was the last one, about race, featuring Cris Carter, Michael Wilbon and Jason Whitlock. (It was so absorbing that "Costas Now" is doing a full 90-minute segment just on race down the line.) The most telling section, however, was from the video piece beforehand, which featured Kellen Winslow Sr. talking about the differences between media coverage of Ben Roethlisberger's motorcycle accident, and his son's. His point was that media coverage called his son "dumb" and "a thug," while the Roethlisberger accident was mostly treated with concern as to Big Ben's well-being. Maybe Winslow's right, and maybe he isn't. But it definitely got us to thinking. How did we cover that?
So, we took a look. From the original Roethlisberger post:
A serious story coming out of Pittsburgh: It appears Super Bowl hero Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was involved in a motorcycle accident about 45 minutes ago (11:30 a.m. ET) in Pittsburgh. The picture on KDKA's site is rather scary, and there's no word as of yet on his condition. We will keep you updated, and, of course, will be keeping good thoughts.
We, of course, weren't around yet when Winslow's cycle crashed — that was May 2005, and Deadspin wasn't born until September 2005 — but we did, when writing about Winslow's famous "I'm a SOLDIER!' rant, say this: "Interestingly, this was the exact same take Winslow's motorcycle had after his accident, about him." Now, to be fair to ourselves, we wrote about Big Ben when his health was still in question, and Winslow a year later, when it was clear he was fine, but the point is that the fact that the two incidents might have been covered differently because Roethlisberger was white and Winslow was black hadn't even occurred to us. Some might use that as some sort of cover, a "see, we don't even THINK about race!" But this is stupid. The fact that someone did not consciously think about something does not mean that it is not there.
In Jason Whitlock's column last week , he touched on the Bissinger madness but also bought up a criticism of our book that we've never quite addressed. NPR's Scott Simon had it first, but Whitlock has probably brought it to the largest audience. (Though this is Fox Sports.) Namely, the "jokes" in the Media Glossary section about black sportscasters talking "white."
When Scott Simon mentioned this in an interview with us months ago, we stammered and stumbled and generally sounded like a moron. This is because we were taken aback by it; it legitimately didn't occur to us that someone could take the impression from the book that we had some sort of problem with race. That does not mean that someone that who might infer that is somehow deluded, or just trying to cause trouble. It means they're not us, and that they can see something much clearer than we can.
Whitlock's column takes these Simon criticisms to the next level. We are not sure the book spends an "an inordinate amount of time telling prominent, successful, well-spoken African-Americans that they're not really black," but this does not mean this criticism of the book is not valid. Because, well, it is. The references in the book, to (and we don't have the book in front of us, so we may be off) the Gumbels and Ahmad Rashad, are cheap, lazy and not particularly funny. The joke we were trying to make was a mockery of the "Ohio accent," the slightly nasal, straight forward flat accent that every broadcaster has to contort himself/herself into. But it didn't read that way. It was lazy writing, rather than a pointed insult. (And why, you might ask, did we bring Tony Dungy into it? An excellent question that we do not have an answer for.)
But that's not really the point. Who cares what we meant? Nothing is worse than the apology that "we didn't mean to offend anyone." Well, of course not; the fact that you didn't think you were offending anyone is the reason that it's offensive. The point is that just because something was not conscious does not mean it's not there. An easy joke comes from somewhere, and it was one that was even repeated. We did not do it to mock black sportscasters. But there it is, regardless.
We were talking to Bomani Jones, who's very good at this writing business, the other day about the racist comments that inevitably pop up on any open forum, message board or comment thread. The most memorable instance of this, around these parts, was when Stephen A. Smith's site's launched, though, honestly, we think if you put a picture of a puppy as a blog post on a general AOL or Yahoo site, the n-word would come out by comment 20. Bomani was concerned it was indicative of a growing "angry white man" movement in the culture, reflected by the Web. We weren't so sure; we think it's more the nasty fringe element, bigots empowered by anonymity.
But we would think that, wouldn't we? We easily dismiss such comments as idiotic, the unfortunate byproduct of open forums, and move about our day. But that's our perspective. And that perspective, like all perspectives, as wrong as the next person's. It's easy for us to say that.
This is all to say: As we've said repeatedly, blogs are not a movement, or a single-minded entity. All blogs take on the personality of the author. Right now, the vast majority of those sports blogs are written by white guys. Bomani implored us: "You have to say something about this, because they won't listen to it from me." And he's right. If Scoop Jackson writes a column about race, well, there he goes again. This happened with Whitlock's column too. A nationally recognized sports columnist, on a widely read national Web site, calls us out, and we received a total of one email about it. Why? Because we think most people read the first few paragraphs about Bissinger, and then when they got to the part where Whitlock started writing about race, their eyes glazed over, and Whitlock turned into the voice of the teacher in "Peanuts." There he goes again, with the race stuff. There's a wall there that we, and most sports bloggers, don't have, due entirely to the audience. And Whitlock, and Jackson, and Bomani Jones, do. We might not mean this. It might be subconscious. But it's there.
So, friend, here it is: If you think those inevitable racist comments are just the ugly detritus of the Web and dismiss them with a wave of your hand ... you're probably a white guy. And If you hear us ever talking about what black people think, or how they should act, or whatever, completely ignore us, because we don't have the slightest fucking idea what we're talking about.









Comments
/dick joke
Very well said though, Will.
I saw that Whitlock column this weekend and was waiting for a response.
Um, yeah.
The only paralells between the two are 1.) motorcycles and 2.) NFL players.
Winslow was popping wheelies and generally endangering himself. Big Ben was cutoff by an old lady.
Calling an asshat and asshat, by Winslow Sr. standards, is racist I suppose.
Hey, peckerwood, take it easy on the bruthas. THE BRUTHAS!
I thought Will was black. Huh.
"All blogs take on the personality of the author"
Rick Ankiel is the finest most decent person I've ever known.
Winslow's accident was not treated the same as Ben's for this reason:
The Browns Suck.
/obligatory yinzer comment
Fucking A, Will. Fucking A.
/awkward bojangling joke
Nicely written and question is one worth considering. Laughing at something like Greg Gumbel's "whiteness" is pretty easy (despite the fact that he is reportedly a nice enough guy and is good at what he does), but it's one of those things that, when you stop and consider what you are saying or laughing along with, it doesn't seem so innocuous, after all.
Whitlock's sofa still hates his guts, though.
Black people blog like this and white people blog like this.
/depths of my insight
There you go plugging your book again, just like Whitlock mentioned.
What? Did I miss something about the column?
We didn't land on the blogosphere! THE BLOGOSPHERE LANDED ON US!
Racist
What's the name of this book you wrote?
Well put.
It baffles me that Martin Lawrence has yet to weigh in on this topic.
WWBED?
You could have gotten away with those comments if you wrote about how white sportcasters like Scott Van Pelt try to act black.
Has Wilbon ever confronted Will about his blog opinions? Just curious based on his constant claims about how he'd do so.
I think the real question here is this... what kind of camera trick did they use to get Martin Lawrence to appear on that stage three times?
So he's "Bizzinger" now?
Well, fo shizzle my nizzle.
Winslow was an asshat in at THE U, hence him being treated as an asshat when something happens. Of all the racial double standards taht go on, this was a bad example.
I happen to know that Will is no racist. Anti-Semite, well that's a whole nother story.
Well, of course not; the fact that you didn't think you were offending anyone is the reason that it's offensive
Absolutely well said. If only people actually understood that...
Will, I think you're absolutely on the money. Your column has given me a minute to reflect, and I would like to take a second to apologize for all of the dick jokes I've made. Unconsciously, those dick jokes could have been made at the expense of the Portuguese.
Or Australians.
Did anyone else see the poll on that Whitlock article? Jebus.
@FredGarvin: Amen!
And Will, the fact that you have noticed the concerns and have attempted to address them is a big reason why deadspin thrives. I wish tWWL and the Ted NN/SI would take a clue.
I for one have a vision where people of all races and creeds come together on blogs and forums to discriminate agains the Swiss.
Easy and hard rule to live by:
"Never assume to know what another person is thinking...the only way to know is to ask and trust they will tell you the truth."
Was this originally an addendum for GStF?
Otherwise, well said. Don't let the man keep you down Will.
This reminds me of that Stuff White People Like entry - Being an Expert on YOUR Culture. Very well put, Will.
I think what's more interesting about something like Whitlock's column is the unsettling feeling that most "rational" white people get reading it, which they immediately dismiss and claim to be a gross generalization. It's easy to think that by distancing ourselves from the problem it will disappear, but that's not only lazy, but also incorrect.
Pornography:Free Speech::the subject of this post:the blogosphere.
No one told Will that Whitlock put his name out on the street?
Whitlock didn't capitalize Deadspin. I find that blogcist.
For the record:
Martin Lawrence jokes : Jefferson Short Bus :: Nibbles jokes : Rob Iracane
See, a white guy blogs like this...
and a black guy blog like this.
@Whitey Fisk: Nope. Just his t-shirt
@Dan Daoust: dammit I shoulda known better.
All the ignorant comments about black people must be written by the Jews.
Angry white men are new? Don't tell...
Dave Mustaine
Eminem
Charles Palahniuk
Alan Moore
... and millions of more on this planet.
(Sorry, first ones that came to mind.)
@UkraineNotWeak: he also hates women.
Will: Beat it, spook. This don't concern you.
Whitlock and posse: Who you callin' 'spook,' peckerwood?
Agreed.
I would also say that John Saunders uses his Sports Reporters platform to talk about race probably as much or moreso than Whitlock or Jackson. Usually valid points, but you know it's coming just about every week.
I also know there's going to be an "Eight Belles" post every day this week and I'm more fine with that.
Thanks to the Zapruder family for the screengrab.
Chris Rock has a good take on this in his current show. Essentially it is that people who are better off have no right to make fun of people with less. Meaning that it's not ok for white people to get pick on black people, just as it's not cool for rich folks to mock the poor or the skinny to mock the fat. I'm probably not expressing this very well, but he definitely got me thinking and I hope I can keep what he said in mind.
/dick joke.
"Please, cut the fucking shit, okay. Okay? When I go to the money machine tonight, alright, I ain't looking over my back for the media: I'm looking for bloggas!"
bigots empowered by anonymity
is that the follow-up to NWA's "Niggaz with attitude"?
Many cultures approximately correspond with race, no one person is monolithic in their belief structure and prejudice is a natural reaction of the brain to the overwhelming complexity of the world if each person is regarded as an individual at all times.
/one sentence version of a college degree in Sociology
When was the last time HBO had a new episode of Real Sex? Less Costas, more Real Sex.
Interesting post, Will. Fact is, for many people, race is a big issue in their everday lives, so yes, they are likely to talk about it regularly.
I can't imagine what it's like to be a black person in Utah. Some of my friends have taken a lot of shit that would've had me looking for somewhere else to live.
wait a second. . . "Lemme know" was the point of no return for Whitlock? Really?
@Little Lebowski Urban Achievers: He doesn't count, he's Canadian - it's not even a real country, anyway.
@TheStarterWife: To be fair, Pahlaniuk watched his father murder his mother, which would put me in a bit of a foul mood.
There are only two things in the world I can't stand. People who are intolerant of other peoples races and cultures... and the dutch.
@TheStarterWife: Alan Moore's not angry; he's just fucking insane.
There is no way Will could be racist, he owns a black shirt!
I listened to the Scott Simon interview when it originally aired, and the big disconnect was his friendly, folksy voice nailing Will to the wall. I think by saying a well spoken African American is white also implies that someone like Pacman Jones is a real African American. Brian Copeland spoke to this issue in his one man show, and now book, Not a Genuine Black Man.
[www.amazon.com]
The show created a context for some of of my beliefs and I'd encourage all to read it.
Seriously, someone should send Whitlock a copy of this post and a commenter invite. I'd honestly like to have him in the weekend daddy rotation and I think he should be given a chance to meet us in all our glory.
//Dick Joke
Who is this Bomani Jones fella? Does he happen to be your exterminator?
Good, great, grand, wonderful.
Now what?
@KevinNoMaas:
They made a movie about him.
Oh wait, that was Osmosis Jones. My bad.