That douchebag on the left is wearing a facebook sweatshirt. We are through the looking glass people...

Girly slapfight or high five gone horribly wrong? You decide, America.

NIBBBBBLES!!!!

White People are so lame

Behind the dude on the right in the green hat - Ben Affleck?

Heil Hitler!

Beer makes even the easy stuff nearly impossible.

Man, Jerry Seinfeld has packed on a few pounds, hasn't he?

@Detective Bunk: I say Willem Defoe.

The guy on the left is giving a eyes closed smilling nazi salute. The guy to his right is trying to karate chop his hitler salute. I dont see any attempt at a high five in that photo.

Things like this explain the advent of the chest bump. Almost impossible to miss.

This could be part of an elaborate dance routine. I'm guessing they are a new breed of cheerleader, "The Cheer Dudes" They're just like you and me, but they dance and cheer.

Wow, Jared from Subway has apparently let himself go a bit.

Worst game of Marco Polo ever

Nice to see Jarrod from subway getting that foul ball.

@euphman8: damn you.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Harder to miss, but easier to end up on your ass.

/threadjack

Buzz Bissinger is about to appear on PTI.

/fuck off, Buzz
/end threadjack

@mydogisdexter: Hey, at least great minds think alike.

Glenn Burke, rest in peace.

Notice the white chick seems into them. I think Jared and his buddy are going to give her an "Eiffel Tower" later and they are practicing for it now.

Everyone in the photo seems very amused by the shenanigans of these two dorks except for the poor little Asian lady who can probably smell what tubby had for dinner.

@Dieter: He has regrets. Let's see what he has to say...

Fuck him!

Anyone who claims that the most beautiful people in the world live in New York never saw this photo.

Doug Flutie can't believe he caught that bare-handed.

@The Man with No Name: Okay, he is actually not on.

At least when Red Sox fans miss high-fives, we have the excuse of being blind drunk.

I think Wilbon's testicle just imploded

@Dieter: Yeah, but Wilbon was angry enough at the end of the segment to compensate.

Wow... Wilbon slamming blogs and soccer without even pausing to inhale. And doing so with massive ignorance on both accounts.

Yes, blogs are devoted to cruelty Wilbon. We're going to need to start PETMFD, People for the Ethical Treatment of Mother Fucking Douchebags.

Lots of blogs are shit, lots of TV shows on ESPN from 5:00-6:00pm are shit.

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Anyone who claims the most beautiful people in the world live in New York has never been to Miami. Or Rio. Or Fargo.

@twoeightnine: We should really stop testing our sarcasm on innocent mainstream media-types.

Yeah, but in his defense he only said some blogs are terrible.

Like that Spindead place, for example.

@preciousroy: "And doing so with massive ignorance on both accounts."

Word, sir. Word.

@twoeightnine: Lots of blogs are shit, lots of TV shows on ESPN from 5:00-6:00pm are shit.

Greatest. ESPN. Featured Comment. Ever.

/who knows how to hack an algorithm?

@She Blinded Me With Violence: No kidding. I remember when Spindead O'Connor tore up a picture of the Dalai Lama on Mad TV.

On the other hand, if Wilbon thinks blogs are devoted to cruelty he's obviously never read a Leitch-penned Ankiel post.
...
But yet again, those posts often can be cruel to the reader, so maybe he has a point.

Most blogs are shit. Not going to lie. HOWEVA, most television and newspaper is also shit. No matter what the medium, shit will exist.

To be fair, most of what I write is also shit.

Just look at the other persons elbow while high fiving, you'll never have a bad high five again. Seriously people it's not that hard.

Fuck you Wilbon...

Dude...Wilbon just said Leitch's name - where the hell are the ESPN secret police?!?!!!

@Weed Against Speed: That pissed the shit out of a lot of people, that Scotish chick.

Wilbon just name-dropped Will again, but I have no idea what his point was. Anybody else understand?

Wilbon's on the rag I think...

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Yes, I love how old media doesn't think Sturgeon's Law doesn't apply to them.

How many times will Wilbon drop Leitch's name on PTI tonight? 8? 43? 239856?

Tonight's theme: things we know nothing about- blogs & hockey!

And tWWL just teased a segment on Leinart answering questions about his leadership after the pictures of his party? Really?

Fucking hypocrites...

I love PTI, but fuck Wilbon.

At least, thanks to Big Daddy Drew, when I saw the topics of Bissinger and horse sex, it didn't take long for me to put 2 and 2 together.

@preciousroy: Shit, dude. Can you write one single coherent post today?

I blame Wilbon. But I do like watching once-respected journalists go crazy in front of our eyes.

Most random white people high 5 I've seen was during the 7th inning stretch at an A's game. After the crowd got done singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" two white guys high five'd each other on the jumbotron. And it wasn't because they were on the jumbotron because they didn't know that until after the high 5. Oddly, they didn't high 5 to celebrate that their original high 5 to celebrate successfully singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" got shown on the jumbotron.

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: I am a loyal PTI viewer, but lately I've had it with Wilbon. He can take his sanctimonious attitude and keep it in the paper, where I won't read it.

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: who doesn't love Bissinger and horse fucking?!

Yao Ming and his family still hold the record for worst high-five. I will not argue this.

/Lights self on fire

I went to Grad School with the Micah, the guy in the green ball cap. In his defense he has a touch of downs syndrome.

@twoeightnine: BEATDOWN!!

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program:

All forms of media aren't shit. All forms of media are giant douches.

Someone tell Jared to not tuck his shirt into his boxers. There has to be a degrading name for this. Anyone?