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Now that he's headed for the bright, shining silver star of Dallas, Adam "Pacman" Jones no longer needs his digs in Tennesse. For just $1.8 million, you can move into 4282 N Chapel Rd in Franklin, and call this spacious, stripper-friendly abode your own.
The 3,000 square foot home has two guest quarters, game rooms , a garage, and sits on 30 acres of land, making it ideal if you like to spend your weekends sitting on a riding lawnmower for 18 hours.
Be forewarned: You will need a pre-qualification letter just to tour Pacman's castle, because you know, the realtor wants to ensure that only serious potential buyers inquire. Those of you looking to spend an afternoon wandering through Pacman's house sniffing the couches or looking for stray dollar bills should not bother.
Pacman Jone's Tennessee home on the market [You Been Blinded]
Pacman's home on the market [WZTV]
Comments
Is that Michael Scott's plasma screen set into the wall above the fireplace?
No pole in the living room?
He needs a Feng Shui reading done.
Not pictured: Stripper poles, Pacman's garbage bag stash of ones.
Not pictured: the six-sided wrestling ring in the basement.
Where do Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde sleep?
Is that a painting of his mug shot on the wall?
Unless the house comes with a Tyrannosaurus egg in the 'fridge, I'm just not interested.
Not pictured: dog fighting ring in basement.
How much for the portrait of Pacman. That would be lovely in my living room
@Jefferson Short Bus: Damn.
@GreatOdensRaven:
+1
No indoor waterfall?
You know what this place could really use? A random da Vinci print sitting awkwardly in a dining room chair.
Oh, wait. [www.showcasebyagent.com]
Does he have a artist's rendering of his mug shot above those French doors?
All of the showers in the house are located in the living room.
Seriously... where is the custom Vette.
@GreatOdensRaven: In a square in the center of the house
That portrait really tied the room together, did it not?
Another plus: Country music legend George Jones would be your next door neighbor.
Man, clear heels really did a number on the hardwood floor.
You know what wipes easily off leather couches? Liquor.
Oh, and semen.
@Chad Sexington: But Pacman does sprinkle diamonds on his meals, because it's the most ballin thing he can do to his food and it makes his dookie twinkle.
Wade Phillips has been assigned to sell Pacman's house by Jerry Jones...because he is fucking crazy.
The fact that Pac Man Jones' bedroom is the same size as my entire apartment kind of depresses the hell out of me.
If you need me I'll be up on the roof.
Is that a unicycle next to the pinball machine in the games room?
If Bonnaroo had strippers, this would be the perfect locale... ya know, if the festival itself wasn't mostly nude anyways.
Where in the hell is the framed Scarface poster?
To call the interior design "Spartan" would be generous.
I'm sure he uses all the extra hardwood floor square footage for ballroom dancing practice.
Ok, just below the mugshot/painting, out the window, is that some sort of children's playhouse? Please tell me children are not allowed at Pacman Jones' house.
Where's all the guns?
@UpstateUnderdog: He and Tank are splitting a locker at the local Dallas gun club. It was cheaper that way.
@Phony Gwynn: reminds me of this:
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@McNutty: It's a custom made Hot Pockets oven.
@UpstateUnderdog: that must be one big locker.
@McNutty: Nah, that's a microwave embedded above the fireplace. Hot pockets don't cook themselves, ya know.
@TattooedMess(iah): that must be one big locker.
Man, that sofa looks just about perfect to have 7 or 8 of your boys over, chillin, watching a game, passing the, uh... remote.
How can uproxx purchase this for the KSK guys?
Cause it's one of the only ways it'd get closer to hell than what Josef Fritzi had going
@Weed Against Speed: Hunger get what hunger want? Apparently it's lunch time.
I'm looking to buy a place. I'll put in an offer if he promises to throw in the Crock-Pot.
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@McNutty: There is a baby's crib in one of the rooms.
@BreakfastBourbon:Best. Trading. Spaces. Evah.
I'll say one thing about Pacman's house: Ain't no WAY the Big Bad Wolf is blowing that motherfucker down.
Where does Pacman keep his collections of matches, shot glasses and coasters from various strip clubs?
Isn't Pacman's Crib the newest arcade game from Midway Games?
I think it's infinitely more entertaining to link directly to the houses website, simply for the URL Name.
www.30AcresAndaLake.com
Magazines laid out:
Juggs, Barely Legal, Guns & Ammo?
Pacman is certainly an innovator in stripping poles.
[www.showcasebyagent.com]
@Arriaga_II:
I think that's Ballpark Franks, not Hot Pockets.
I think the living room could use a few more windows.
By the way -- God damn! All of that property for $1.8 million? Around here (Main Line, PA) that much would get you the house... maybe.
@Signal to Noise: YEE-HAW!
I'll look, but I'm not buying unless it comes furnished.
And The Possum can borrow my lawn mower anytime.
Interesting choice of an indoor brick patio. Seems like the strippers would twist their ankles in theur heels on that.
On the plus side, the kitchen comes stocked with cherries, pretzels, peaches, strawberries, apples, bananas...
/That's as far as I ever got.
Knock $1500 off the price and I'll take it off your hands right now.
do it.
do it.
do it.
now.
say yes in the next three seconds.
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Does it have a built in wrestling ring?
@Chamomiles Davis: I'm shocked at the fact it's only 3K sq. feet.
@BreakfastBourbon:He's been dead for years, right?
His dresser-drawer has 5 drawers: underwear, T-shirts, socks, tank tops, guns &clips.
@thetaxman: +1
@J-No: I was thinking more along the lines of "Designed to Sell".
Mark Mangino's lawyers demand you take those pictures down.
Curious that there were no interior shots of those stables.
How far is this from the Kentucky Derby, may I ask?
/Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'd
You would have to tear down the house to restore any value to the property. To call it a tacky eyesore would be an insult to all tacky eyesores. And you know who you are.
I would assume their are ample floor drains...you know, for the occassions when they make it rain in their.
/Crickets...
/Shows self out