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What you missed while setting New Orleans on fire...
• NBA: For some reason the New Orleans Hornet attempted to jump through a ring of fire in between the first and second quarter. Once they put out the fire the Hornets couldn't be stopped.
• Boxing: Oscar de la Hoya dispatched of Stevie Forbes with relative ease in a 12 round decision.
• Hockey: They Flyers are on their way to the Eastern Conference Finals following a 6-4 comeback victory over Montreal. I'm no expert, but thems a lot of goals.