The Roc-a-Fella LeBrons? That's harsh, Jack, harsh.

(smashes Unsilent's bong)

The NBA: where passionate mid-air hugs happen.

UM - Before the Cougar Mafia puts out a hit on you, it is Dyan Cannon.

Marvin Williams just wanted to give him the Million Dollar Dream.

Brothas don't shake hands. Brothas gotta HUG!

Laker flags on the 405 for the first time in years. Hooray frontrunnerism!

The Cougar Mafia:

First they kill you then they raid your liquor cabinet/bar.

Fuck (sorry Buzz), now we're going to have to watch fifty more of these Sportscenter 'Big Three' interview segments.
Phuck Boston.

@TheStarterWife: I for one welcome our new old, rich and seductive cougar overlords.

To be fair, the Hawks deserved their curb-stomping, I mean, they did try to steal the Celtics truck; one that was given to them by their now-dead father no less.

@How do you spell retard?: I believe they prefer to be referred as "The Three Basketeers". Or "Boston Three Party".

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Must you remind me of my second least favorite(that guy that hosts Baseball Tonight is #1) ESPN asshat?

@TheStarterWife: That's Mrs. Cary Grant to you.

Bring on Supermike!

Also: I love Paula Creamer. And Morgan Pressel has started to grow into her looks.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: gird thy loins.

@How do you spell retard?: Karl Ravech is a bit smug, but there's no way he's top five in asshattery.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Any predictions, Mr. Prediction man?

/Instigator

@formerly Chief Wahoo: What are your predictions for the series?

@Innings Eater: Is he the guy from Baseball Tonight? How many times does he have to say "Say hello to my little friend"(not spellled phonetically) before somehow knocks his block off?! It is so much worse than 'Booyah'.
Scarface is to rappers/everyone what Nightmare Before Christmas is for goth kids. Both movies have been overexposed infinitely.

@Innings Eater: Absolutely. I'm quite confident that my eyes are going to start bleeding if this hangover gets any worse.

@How do you spell retard?: I don't know, I'd rank Stu Scott a lot higher than SVP in asshattery.

i just got home after getting kicked out of the garden halfway through the fourth. i have always hated boston but never like i do today. the fans were disgusting and if you are a celtics fan or a fan of boston sports then you should be ashamed. you are all cock-gobbling douche fags

/nearly throwing scalabrine fan off balcony

rondo ravlicek obviously would have floated to the rafters if mr. marvin williams hadn't helped him out.

@algiers4:

Is this going to be on youtube come monday?

@algiers4: Someone throw a pizza at you?

@obfuscator: "ravlicek roll the rall, ravlicek roll the rall!"

/scooby'd

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: i'm a really mild-mannered person but they were so far over the top it was ridiculous. there were objects thrown and people grabbed by the throat. their best insult was "cut your sideburns, faggot!" it was downhill from there...

@algiers4: Well, did you cut the sideburns? I hear a 5-iron works best.

@algiers4: I had the exact same experience seeing Miss Saigon at the Colonial.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: lightweight.

@algiers4: Be thankful you weren't wearing a Canadiens jersey.

@algiers4: Buzz Bissinger thanks you for validating his opinion of the level of discourse on this website.

Go Celtics. (And Red Sox and Patriots and...uh, the hockey team--Brown Bears or something--and...is there a soccer team? Them, too.)

Is Jerry Sloan dry drunk? He's like the perpetually bitter ex-drinker.

Have a single malt and chill the fuck out, Jerry.

@TheStarterWife: Cougar? Maybe 20 years ago. Now Dyan Canon looks like a Ralph Steadman drawing come to life.

@preciousroy: I prefer to think of her still looking like she did in the Ally McBeal years, and I didn't even watch Ally McBeal.

@metroville: fuck you, tolstoy! your medium is worthless!

So I wonder if the Celtics player that came from the bench onto the floor will be suspended????

@algiers4: I'm not in a least bit surprised sadly.

@algiers4: let's be fair here, your sideburns are fucking ugly.

thank god that series is over.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: 3 cosmos is 1 2 many 4 u!!!

@algiers4: You forgot racist.

@spinachdip: he also forgot cock-gobbling douche fags!

sorry, no he didn't.

@supermike5alive: the guys behind me did, in fact, call josh smith a nigger. so fuck you and this joke of a city

@algiers4:

how about fuck you, go back to the Confederacy, and don't fucking come back, you crybaby? sound good?

@algiers4: Someone needs a hug.

@supermike5alive: yes it does

@SonofSpurrier: Does the jersey say S-U-N-S? No?

Well, then... Plus, the NBA (thinks it) needs the Celtics to do well to "revive" the Association. Hogwash, of course... But maybe Whitey Mc Cracker will watch again, confused, thinking Larry Bird is playing, preserving the hegemony of Caucasia in all things.

@algiers4: If Tolstoy had believed himself to be as true a representative of literature as you fancy yourself to be of the blogosphere, he would have had the good sense to fuck himself.

@metroville: tolstoy wouldnt fuck himself with bea arthur's dick.. but way to go on completely missing the point

SAVING FRUM DROWNIN IN INVISIBUL OSHUN

@algiers4: I got Ken Tremendous' point (the Tolstoy line), and I got Jeffrey Ross' (the Bea Arthur joke)...I'm just wondering if you're ever going to get back to your own point.

Or did you not have one to begin with, save for an absurd generalization expressed with all the thought and panache of a remedial fourth-grader?

That beatdown was amazing. Atlanta hasn't been torched like that since Sherman marched through. I was very pleased.