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The line to punch them in the neck begins here.

No telephone number could be found for the couple, and police weren't sure whether the two had a lawyer.

I'm gonna go ahead and go out on a limb and say, no.

And the problem is? Its not like its August.

Tim Tebow would like to help this child by circumcising him.

Hey, survival of the fittest. Baby can't defend himself, too bad Baby why don't you quit cryin.

Hey, they put on the Backyardigans for them first.

Talk about creatures that deserve to be put down...

Mom and Dad?

I'm sure this has been mentioned somewhere at some point, by why is there a Gawker artist picture of Ron Jaworski checking a kitten's lymph nodes?

@Stay Away From Oprah: It wouldn't surprise me if they've had a few public defenders in the past, though.

Krystal and Jhimy, sounds like a good night to me!

/area hack comedian

Should've been you, Britney Spears.

Meh, no worse than what the Unfits do around here on any given day.

With good Christian names like Krystal and Jhimy, I'm shocked.

Also, who else was surprised this wasn't in Kentucky/WV?

That's how we do on the LI, baby!

@DeepFriar: I was pretty surprised, but slightly less so when I saw that it happened on Long Island.

@HebrewHammer: so that's not Beau Bridges? I'll be dipped

Kevin in Sac May 4, 2008 5:23:38 PM
"I left the heat on" oh my God even Britteny Spears isn't that stupid. New law stupid people shouldn't have children. Stupid girls keep your legs crossed, stupid boy's stay away from stupid girls problem solved.

Finally, Kevin in Sac has provided us with a fool-proof way to chlorinate the gene pool.

Hey, with rising tuition, you need to hit a Trifecta every now and then so Junior can attend college.

apparently Baby Baking Season doesn;t star near Islip until June

Let's just Jhimy winds up in jhail.

The J, the H, the I, the M, the Y, the J, the H, the I, it's Jhimyyyyyyy! It's Jhimyyyyyyyy!

yes, dad

/baseless since there's no pic. but i have low standards

@DeepFriar: Off season denizens of the Hamptons areas are some strange, strange dudes.

Southampton Town police say the 2-month-old was left unattended for more than 20 minutes during Saturday's race.

You're so stupid it takes you 20 minutes to watch the "most exciting two minutes in sports."

Mom and Dad should be euthanized.

wasn't that a heck of a horse race? maybe the parents had made a bet on BIG BROWN and wanted to buy the kid a pair of new shoes. i hope they backed the winner. and i can't really blame them for leaving the kid alone for 20 minutes. that was one h e l l of a horse race. wonder if they'll repeat themselves in the preakness?

Arizonarick knows what's what.

off-track betting parlors = most depressing places on earth.

God, I can't believe this story! Who in their right mind would leave a car running with a kid in the back. Have you seen the price of gasoline lately? Geez!

@The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History:
Love the new comment: "At least the baby didn't have to see a horse die...", good point
/not

Pfft.

I'm more pissed they wasted the $4 a gallon gas.

/dick joke

@Chones_Chonies:

Damnit.

Lay off, people. The economy is tough right now, and meth doesn't buy itself.

those diapers ain't gonna pay for themselves people

No telephone number could be found for the couple

They should have left the number for Atomic Sub.

@UpstateUnderdog: You say that like the actual track isn't depressing.

/ TJ

Chelsea again, 2-0

with 8 min. to go

The Title is coming down to Saturday's matches

/end TJ

& Fuck Chelsea

Look at it this way. At least this kid had 20 minutes alone away from its crackhead degenerate "parents".

shoulda worn a Jhimy hat.

/thanks, i'll be here all week

@Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast: depends on what track you go to and where you sit.

@UpstateUnderdog: you've obviously never been to a Guatemalan Brothel

This is exactly the sort of dumbing down of America we should expect in this era of sports blogs.

@UpstateUnderdog: These two are about to see the 2nd most depressing place: Family Court.

euthanization joke

"Wow! What a gambler."

@UpstateUnderdog: Concur. If a modern day Eugene O'Neill were writing an updated version of The Iceman Cometh, it would almost be the default milieu.

As the father of a two-month old, this pisses the shit out of me. Jhimy and Krystal seem like the type of parents who will be walking their child to school someday because they're all in the same grade. Disgraceful!

Now if you'll excuse me, little Chamomiles and I are off to visit Mommy at the strip club.

For all you know the kid could've been banned from the establishment.

@The Teufel Shuffle: actually, that might be more depressing than OTB.

@shea_guevara: Jhonny Peralta is pleased that he's started a naming trend.