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Richard Hamilton has reached many highs in his life. He has won an NCAA championship with Connecticut, and an NBA title with the Detroit Pistons. But nothing will likely ever be able to match his slot as The Flomax Difference Maker.
You see, this is what's going to continue to happen while Baby Boomers control the pursestrings. If you don't think we're a couple years away from the LeBron James MedicAlert Bracelet NBA Finals MVP Award. And, inevitably, the Mitchell-Jerden Funeral Home MLB All-Star Game. Though, by then, they'll probably scratch and claw for the Crystal Cryogenics 500.
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Pshaw, sports radio has been doing this for years.
Summer's Eve Web Gems?
Not to pick MSM apart, but four points justifies a difference maker?
I wonder Rip is pissed off about that.
This sort of overcommercialization of sports pisses the shit out of me!
If Hamilton is on your team, then urine good hands
*if*
Rip is pissed.
For anyone who feels like the basket is just too small... Flomax. One dose and you'll think you were chucking the ball into Lake Erie.
"LeBron James is our McDonald's 'Greasiest Stool' Performer Of The Day."
Looking forward to the Flomax tag in future posts
It's not necessarily boomer-related, but I was pretty disturbed by the Yum! branding of the Kentucky Derby ...
@Paul Zuvella: If Moises Alou is on your team, then urine good hands.
/fixed
It's scientifically proven: Rip Hamilton makes you pee faster.
Was this before or after the Budweiser Hot Seat and Coors' Cold Hard Facts?
old news.
Think Norby's mind is on his prostate and hairline much?
The worst one was when Terrell Owens was the named Ipecac Chuffer of the Week.
Zippo Play of the Week: Ugueth Urbina
May cause headaches, farting, blood clots, prostate cancer and a choke job vs. the Cavs in the playoffs.
@Lady Andrea: [Insert Boston joke here]
@asliceofbacon: Not shooting under 30% and giving up 4 turnovers might have something to do with it.
Better than being the Flomax Whiz of the Game I suppose.
And here I thought Bill Walker was a lock for this award.
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I wonder if Will just got a free headstone for mentioning the home-town funeral home.
Bill Walker was the "Flomax Difference Maker" of the tournament for Kansas State.
@Weed Against Speed: hahaha +10
Nothing gets to you, Roger Clemens! That's why you the Mentos Fresh Maker of the Week!
The Levitra Long-Lasting Performance of the Game
Tonight's Dr. Pepper Game Changer: Cedric Benson
Hamilton took flomax and then Piston himself
Oh ye of little faith....
My favorite is the "BFI Wasted Opportunity of the Game", from Iggles radio broadcasts in the late 90s.
@Jen P: Agreed. That was absolutely obnoxious to see at Chruchill.
Hamilton's just glad he was able to win this award for the 78-year-old incontinent man he met in the hospital the night before. Just like he promised.
/Tejada'd
What does an 80 year olds pussy taste like?
Depends
The Lard Lad award: Robert Traylor.
Vin Baker once won the Antabuse Rejection of the Night.
I wonder if Flip Saunders will tinkle with Richard Hamilton's performance on his mind.
@Paul Zuvella: + as many as you want
@blackheartededitor: Beat me to it. For that you win a month's supply of Flomax and 10 white bath towels.
Clorox Bleach Spot-On Performer: Rasheed Wallace
For the second season in a row, the Dallas Mavericks won the Welch's Grapes Clusterfuck of the Year.
Career Builder shitty coach award to Isiah Thomas
@GreatOdensRaven: Dammit... urinal-ot of trouble for messing that up.
@Paul Zuvella: +1 (less trip to the bathroom) for you.
The Imodium A-D defensive stop of the night goes to Marvin Williams!
How About the Enzyte Hardwood Hero?
Facing stiff competiton Richard helped the Pistons come up victorious in the hard road game. Richard deftly penetrated the lane, and completed on nearly every possession despite the flaccid play of his teammates.
But who was the Kotex Bleeding Vagina of the Game?
Rip's clearly the kinda guy who wants to spend less time in the men's room and more time fishing.
If Rip is the Flomax difference maker of the game, then R. Kelly is the Flomax artist of the decade!
The Olympic 100-metre dash ... brought to you by Metamucil.
@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: easy, Jameer Nelson
Why does Will have to piss all over Rip's accomplishments.
Always figured Flomax would sponsor watersports, not sports on dry land.
The Ambien sleep-tight-performance-of-the-night goes to Heath Ledger.
/too soon?
@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Right? I feel bad for those poor kids with the towels that have to keep wiping the floor ...
So, When is Tony Larussa appearing on the Budweiser Hot Seat?
Now that he's retired, Chris Webber can accept the Ex-Lax Career Achievement Award for a long and distinguished history of shitting all over himself.
Who won the Preparation H Pain in the Ass Defensive Performer of the Game?
@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: sometimes you need Ex-Lax to help take a timeout.
/obvious!
Now we know why he wears that clear plastic mask: just in case his aim is off.
It's official: the winner for the "Ex Factor Of The Series" for the first round of the playoffs was Joumana Kidd.
Allen Iverson will never win this award. He dribbles way too much.
Hey Rip, you have your urination under control?
"YESSIR!"
@Weed Against Speed: Also known as the Bruce Bowen Award?
Bruce Bowen.
@Chamomiles Davis:
I thought Najeh Davenport had retired that trophy.
@Jen P: Seriously. Wasn't that creepy?
When you think stunted growth, ketamine, compound fractures, gambling debt, and euthanasia, think Yum! Brands.
Flomax gets its own tag?
@Clare: What do you really think is in the "meat" they serve at Taco Bell and KFC?
@Juancho: That's what they had me thinking ...