ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...
• "Turco had this look that he wasn't letting anything past him." — drew2576
Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...
• "The fat lady is singing the victory song. Maybe Avs fans could have asked her to play goalie." — gunny9631
• The fat lady is singing the victory song. And I had sex with her.- therocket9631 — amorphous
• Why can't I think of a Rosie O'Donnell joke now? - TheDonald — My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH









Comments
Medusa had this look and she was stoning anyone that tried to get past her. --Perseus
Tirico had this look that he wasn't letting any ass past him - ESPNtheINTERN
Tebow had this look like he's not letting any foreskin get past him - shanoff
Roger had that look that wouldn't let this 15 year old get past him. -NYTimesRocket
I had that same look after coming home from the Cinco de Mayo party, too.
Tebow had this look like he wasn't letting any foreskin past him.
shortroundscousin
"She had a look in her eye like she hadn't been fucked in a year!"
-tonymontana1983
@millensdraftskills: Shit.......
John Daly has this look that he wasn't letting any plate pass him.
Turok had this look that he wasn't letting any dinosaurs past him - drewn64
Turico had this look on his face like Emmit just farted.
"Turco had this look that he wasn't letting anything past him until he did." - drew2576
/had to google the score
There was no way I was letting Eight Belles get past me. -- grimreaper666
that drew2576, you can't get anything past him
Benoit had this look that he wasn't letting Nancy or Daniel outlast him. -- dmeltzer2576
"Turco had this look that he wasn't letting anything past him. Turco was INTO IT." --bigdaddydrew2008
Derek Zoolander has this look...
"Zoolander had this look that stopped the ninja star in mid-air." --Mugatu2576
"Vick had this look that he wasn't letting anyone ass him."--cellblockdrulz
I had this look like that Avram Grant just stole my Champions League trophy.
-theoutlawjoseymourinho
Falco had this look that he wasn't let any bus pass him. -amadeus2576
"Ronaldo's prostitute had this look that he wasn't letting anything past him." -CryingGame
"DeShawn Stevenson had this look like he was letting Lebron get past him." --EddieJordan202
/threadjack
Chelsea up 1-0 after 60min.
/end threadjack
Fucking turncoat had this look like he was letting all the Redcoats past him.
--Ihatebenedict69
Marvin Harrison had that look that he wasn't letting that punk ass bitch pass him. -PacMansHappyAgent
Stevie Wonder doesn't have much of a look
"Roxette had this look that was quite sharp "
-- nanana-na90
She's got the look...she's got the look...of death
Roxettegrimreaper
Buzz had this look that he wasn't letting anything past him... common sense that is.
--fullofleitch
"Josh Howard had this look that he wasn't letting any weed get past him." - markcubanfourtwenty
"The Turks had this look that it was nobody's business but theirs." - theymightbegiants2576
@blastitbiggs: Motherf....
"Crisco had this look that made me eat the whole can."
-Mangino450
Braylon Edwards had a look like he was letting this conversation go right past him. - Bissinger4Barbaro69
"Jamie Lynn Spears' diaphram had this look that it wasn't letting anything past it" -Prego343234
"Cedric had this look that he wasn't letting any officers arrest him."
-drunkboaterfan69
"So help me God, Scut Farkus has a look through yellow eyes .."
/bumpeses83
I really like when I check ESPN.com in the morning, read the featured comment, and know that it will be on Deadspin later that day. It's a great feeling.
"the spartans had this look that they weren't letting the Persians get past them"
-thisismadness300-
Bissinger had this look like he wasn't letting any horse past him. -KentuckyDerbyGroundskeeper
"He doesn't say anything, he just gives me that look. You know, he's got that look?" - Fletch1985
Stu's got this look that nothing gets by him; be it straightforward or down, and to the left.
"No matter what I wrote, my 7th grade English teacher gave me this disgusted look, but she still passed me."
--drew2576
"Buckner had this look that he wasn't letting anything past him." - J-Mac
"Turco had this look that was kinda hard to determine behind a hockey mask and all." - XRayVisiondrew2576
"She had this look, like she just fell outta the immasuckyourdick tree and hit every branch on the way down." - Tweeder2576
The Bridgekeeper had this look like he wasn't going to let anyone past him, unless they answered him his questions three.
-BraveSirRobin165
"Leroy Green had this look that he wasn't letting Sho'nuff past him."
Berman had this look that he was gonna get those Duex Duex Duexs past 'em
"The Turks had this look that they weren't letting Australians past them." -gallipoli1916
@Camp Tiger Claw: +64
"That trdlo looked great, and I wasn't getting any other pastry"
-czeskyfoodfan1989
"Turkeys get this look like they're going to pluck my fucking eyes out." --meleagrisaphobe
Eight Belles legs had this look...too soon
Helen Keller had this look that she saw nothing get by her.
MC Hammer had this look that he wasn't letting anyone touch this.
-HammerTime