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So you know those terrifying Montana anti-meth ads that were recently taken off the air?. Well, in an inspired bit of dark whimsy, The Great Barstoolio had put together a sports compendium of the ads.
This is actually one of the least brutal ones. Fittingly, Every Day Should Be Saturday and Lt. Winslow contributed to this. We're now scared to leave the house, or drink extra-strong cough syrup.
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Don't knock meth until you've tried it.
I'm surprised they're worthy of this site.
Was that some kind of promo for House of the Dead 4?
I'd hit it.
@UkraineNotWeak: Agreed.
I don't care how many diseases I'd catch, I'm throwing out a big yes to the Vick-banger on the left.
After looking at the women in those ads, Roger Clemens can not stand up in front of his computer now.
......wow
Between this and the race post, I think I need to take a walk for a while.
The lady in the photo needs Candice Olson way more than she needs a paramedic. I mean look at the cabinetry - boring!
You try everything once... except meth.
/hail from the meth capital of the world aka Portland, Oregon
Wait..15 bucks for sex isn't normal? Who are you to judge?
The FSU one is true. But you use steel wool and Lysol.
I guess Nancy Kerrigan finally got her revenge for that whole knee attack.
@Spanish Necktie: Still better than sucking dick for cocaine.
/bob saget
Ooooookay.
Is this "fuck with people's emotions" day on Deadspin?
How whimsical! Tra-la-la...
@FEAST: Oklahoma disagrees.
So you know those terrifying Montana anti-meth ads that were recently taken off the air?
Since there's like one sports team in Montana, and this is primarily a sports-themed blog, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no, we didn't know about those.
Beating an old man for money may not be normal, but it sure is fun!
The worst thing about meth is that I now have to sign a fucking affidavit at CVS every time I need some Sudafed.
In case there was any doubt, Barstoolio rules.
yes
I wonder if that girl would do me for Drake Relays tickets?
/ugh, I feel disgusting for having typed that.
So...the post apologizing for being sub-conciously racist is followed by a post featured drug-addled white folk. Smooth Senor Leitch. Very Smooth.
Reece Witherspoon looks like shit
@Weed Against Speed: Now that post is... divine.
I'm glad Mrs. Mattingly was able to find work.
This is why I huff paint.
@ArkansasFred: +1. Or Robitussin.
Wow. Midget Dixie Chick Natalie Mayne sure has let herself go.
@Arriaga_II: They're all white drug addicts, though. So, you know...that's okay.
May he who hasn't fucked a meth girl and give her $20 cast the first stone.
Phew. Good thing nobody from the University of Toledo knows Photoshop.
@jwaves2007: 20? You're getting ripped off.
I am Buzz Bizzinger and I approve this thread.
@Suss--: Too hopped up on meth, I'd imagine.
In Vermont, when you buy Robitussin you have to sign a note swearing that you really have a cough and you have to cough convincingly while you sign the note.
@Weed Against Speed: Paint is readily available (danger), I choose to abuse prescription pills (all kinds, not picky). Lucky for me that stuff is impossible to get. Or else I would be in a gutter somewhere. I love that shit.
/sad truth
//red flagged by big brother
///fuck
@Doyle McPoyle: +1
Maybe meth isn't all bad
Mindy McCready after taking batting practice from her boyfriend?
if it were up to me, every last one of em would've been about jerramy stevens.
Meth looks like a great way to lose weight. Did you see how skinny everyone in those adds are?
Threadjack
I emailed Bissinger with my thoughts (without any potshots/profanity/obscenity) on how ridiculous his behavior was the other night, and he actually wrote me back a 200+ word personal response, and seemed sincerely apologetic for how he acted.
/end threadjack
Meth looks like a great way to lose weight. Did you see how skinny everyone in those adds are?
There's a similar campaign running in California right now called Me Not Meth, and it's even worse. No bad teeth, no creepy scabs, just super skinny people looking all soulful and shit. Meth = teh glamorous!
I'd like to think Jerramy Stevens would take me to a classier restroom.
Rick James is not impressed.
/the milks gone bad
C'mon, meth ain't that bad... any rapper's work would seem less than impressive when being compared directly to Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)... give the guy a break.
I saw a bunch of bill boards while in northern Nevada a few weeks ago warning about meth. seems like a bigger problem out west than here in the east.
@LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks: Get him a commenter account and let's go. He and Will may be cool, but I bet the rest of us want a shot.
@UpstateUnderdog: it'll have its own book and DVD, The Meth Diet, any day now.
@Lady Andrea: I can't wait for it to hit the bookstores.
@Magnolia: So are Californians now allowed to order a "soy venti decaf mocha meth latte" at their closest Starbucks location?
@Herbies_Wingman: or the daytime prostitute from "My Name Is Earl"
threadjack:
Scarlett Johanson engaged to Van Wilder. Ufford not available for comment.
/end threadjack
What on earth is going on here today?
@VTBen: He really traded up in the looks department, didn't he?
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I'll see what I can do.
@Afino: Yes. Also, Will and I showed up to blog wearing the same outfit. It was SOO embarrassing.
@Lady Andrea: I heard the minute you go off it you balloon right back up.
@jwaves2007: And she shall smoketh it.
@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:
+1
@SA: or you're dead. Potayto, potahto....
@ltwinslow:
...or about riding a motorcycle in Cleveland.
the tussin, the tussin
put it down like it was nothing
robocop couldn't stop me from puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
just love for a drug called robotussin
@Lady Andrea: Girl, are you for real? Ryan Reynolds is STUPID HOT.