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Unless, of course, you are Tiffany May, who reached mid-level internet notoriety thanks to her patriotic half-streak during the USA v. Honduras qualifying match last March. May has parlayed her spirited underwear dash into a Playboy pictorial, where she will bravely ditch the rest of her clothes and, unlike her last attempt, not be placed under arrest.
Congratulations to her for finding a resourceful way to cover her court costs and congratulations to soccer for gaining such an enthusiastic supporter.
Streaker to Pose For Playboy [Sports By Brooks]
Soccer Streaker Poses Nude For Playboy [AOL Fanhouse]
The U-23's Streaker Does Playboy [The Offside Rules] (Video somewhat NSFW)
Soccer Streaker Still Missing The Point [With Leather]
Comments
How do you think Mary Hart got her job at ET?
I would do certain things to her.
Yes. So much better than Brandi Chastain taking off her jersey...if only she'd post a schedule so I wouldn't have to waste any more time than necessary watching soccer.
If we keep encouraging this behavior, we'll have underwear-clad women interrupting sporting events all over the country. So, carry on.
wow. even a 1/2 naked chick in a g-string can't make me give a fuck about soccer.
[www.dairy.com.au]
if she did this ten years ago she could have bagged the Rocket
Streakin' Ain't Easy
Streakers, on the other hand.....
I'm not sure nudity is going to make this better, and it's rare that I say that when a woman is involved.
@UkraineNotWeak: Because she let John Tesh do a rail off her cleavage?
@RugDaniels: Twelve years ago she could've bagged Karl Malone.
The only "patriotic" streaking is when the chick does it with her lady parts pierced with a flag lapel pin.
I'd hit that like a Jeremy Bonderman fastball in the 1st inning.
@RugDaniels: You're assuming she hasn't.
I'd liberate it.
If that chick is Lebron's face, I'd be Darius Songaila's hand.
@Jefferson Short Bus: Also yes.
@Suss--: Living where you do, do you follow the Tigers or the good guys in the Cleve?
@formerly Chief Wahoo: Considering it's Playboy, they'll airbrush the hell out of it like they always do, so you probably don't have to worry about it being too bad.
I'm still at work, so I ain't clicking to find out either.
I bet she knows if KFC is open.
Tigers. Although if they're not in it, I wish the Injuns the best of luck.
@Suss--: Ideally, they won't be in it.
Um, ideally ... your face won't be in it.
[hopelessly awaits high five]
@Suss--: Right on. Feel the same just reversed.
@Suss--: *sexual innuendo five*
/it had to be done
by the way, evening DUANers. Looks like you all survived Monday.
@my spoon is too big: Monday ain't over yet.
@my spoon is too big: In Soviet Russia, Monday survives you!
Ahhh. A new role model straight from the Paris Hilton school.
Evening Duan.
Out of curiosity, anyone know what it's like to live in Cincinnati?
@Magnakai Haaskivi:
if she were a dude, she'd bag ronaldo.
@formerly Chief Wahoo: FALSE DILEMMA.
There are no good guys in Cleveland.
Also, yes, and let's all take a moment to honor the wonders of push up bras and airbrushing, shall we?
@I Party With 33765-183: Hell on Earth?
@I Party With 33765-183: Depends on the color of your skin.
If it isn't white, take a pass.
Jeez dudes... high standards much?
Yes, and I'll tie her up with the flag/bandana. You know, if she's into that sort of thing.
@I Party With 33765-183:
Never lived there, but have traveled there lots, and have many friends who do and love it! Lots of quaint neighborhoods close in and big lots outside. I have a close friend moving now there...she lived there in the 90's and is really glad to back there. And of course there is south of the river in KY which is a whole different world :)
I live in Indy, so that's close enough to see the gloom coming from the east, why do you ask?
@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner:@cromartie:
Agree on lack of diversity...not so sure on the hell part...I could think of much more hellish places than Cincy.
Howdy children
@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: @cromartie:
I'm white. Not that I wanna bring the race conversation from earlier into Duan. But the Reds are apparently hiring someone in my field, and I'm not sure if it's worth it to apply and maybe leave the place I'm at now. I'm more than qualified, but do I wanna leave the porn industry for the Reds???
Thoughts?
Y.E.S.
(and not the crappy band)
shameless self-congratulation:
I HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH THE JOB I REALLLLLY WANT ON THURSDAY!!!! AND I ONLY SENT MY RESUME IN LAST NIGHT!
/shameless self-congratulation
@I Party With 33765-183: The Reds are hiring their own in-house porn team to deal with streakers? Genius.
@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at:
Hey you...new pics of your toddler/puppy? Is he over his stomach virus?
God bless America, indeed.
poor detroit. always taking it on the chin at the hands of the japanese
@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it:
CONGRATS!!!! My fingers and toes are crossed for you! Knock em dead!
@I Party With 33765-183: The Reds? I'd rather tell people I work in porn then that.
@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it:
American woman
Stay away from meeee...
American woman
Mama let me beeeeee...
Don't come hangin' around my door
I don't wanna see your face no more
@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I guess I'm overruled!
But no joke, a friend worked for the owner of the Reds in a different part of their business (ie commercial real estate appraisal) and loved it.
@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: It ain't all its cracked up to be. I'd leave it for the Marlins if the opportunity came up.
Marlins < Reds?
@lisa: No, it isn't a different world, it's the same world.
Cincinnati is a southern town. Period. In fact, if you drive I-75 south you'll find this gem which welcoming you to the Cincinnati area.
And in case you miss it, head across the highway to the accompanying flea market.
@Suss--, @my spoon is too big: : Ooo, burn. Well played.
@lisa: his bug seems to have finally passed, we're keeping him on ID for the foreseeable future though.
We've got new pics, but I don't think they've been uploaded yet.
@lisa: Thanks! I even got a new interview dress today. Thursday can't come fast enough...
@cromartie: Wow, that's just hideous.
@I Party With 33765-183: can't hurt to apply - I kick myself for not applying for my comparable position when it was open with the Tigers last year (but I have another person who would have to move too)
Yes to her breasts, hell no to everything else. I say this sober, of course. I'm sure I'd have a different opinion with a higher BAC.
And what's good DUANers?
@I Party With 33765-183:
Marlins Yes.
@lisa: Come on, everybody knows commercial real estate appraisal is where the party's at.
yooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
Good evening sports fans. I fell in love this weekend. Unfortunately, its a love I can't afford.
@Abe Froman: I she brought a full body stocking for him, Oscar de la Hoya would hit it.
@cromartie:
Ahh..see being in Tennessee, I'm used to that. I seem to filter out the eyesores naturally now!
@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: But if she was facing away from you...I'm just sayin'...
@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: Good luck! What kind of job are you interviewing for (if I may ask)?