What you missed while discovering that no matter what happens, Roger Clemens will have one member of the media in the bunker with him until the end.

[www.newsday.com]

Don't ever change, Suzyn.

What you missed while thinking about if Marvin Harrison is the real life Wayne Brady on Chappelle's Show

Is Marvin Harrison gonna have to choke (or shoot) a bitch?

What you missed while enjoying the new and improved Tina Cervasio:
[www.nesn.com]

What you missed while realizing at least somebody has the foresight to ensure eternity in heaven.

[www.katu.com]

NBA: I can't deny it, and I just can't hide it. I think I have Hornets Fever.

Uh-oh...someone needs an Epipen!

@UkraineNotWeak: Are you implying that Suzyn might account for a notch on Roger's bedpost?

/shudder.

What you missed while preparing for Whacking Day, May 10th.

Even though it was just an excuse to chase out the Irish.

Hornets fever? I think I got that the last time I slept with Kim Kardashian.

@DeepFriar: AND A FINE JOB YA DID!

Candygram for Christopher Allen.

@MeSoHornsby: Well played. I think she should be traded to FSN North. New England owes us for Ortiz, Garnett, and Moss.

Wasn't that guy warned that camels spit?

We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a a couple of ni--

Oh hello Jason Whitlock, didn't see you there.

My younger sister caught hornets fever on a trip to the Poconos a few years ago. Her face was swollen as all get out!

@EdFinnerty: Barbara Walters has also admitted to sleeping with the entire 1967 Red Sox team.

What you missed while discovering that horses grill up good...

@ArkansasFred: Yeah, um, this is kind of awkward. Just tell her I'm sorry, okay?

What you missed while arguing whether or not you should point out that the lead tag on today's About Last Night would have worked better yesterday, because now you're not sure if the tag refers to today or about last night.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to B...: My dog loves her some Barbar-O's, now fortified with 8-Bells.

@Yostal: See, that's why I don't trust Wikipedia. The French Army lost a battle? Riiiiiight.

@MeSoHornsby: She's got the Crazy Eyes. So... YES!

"It has to do with where choo choo goes"

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Even better, while the French were trying to help a German (Austrian) brother out... Oh, the ironing is delicious.

@EdFinnerty:Maybe not Clemens but I guarantee she did Buck Showalter.

@UkraineNotWeak: Cap'n Zoom?

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: Was she a cougar back then, too?

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: They said it was impossible, but that just goes to show what you can do when you dare to dream.

@DeepFriar: what you missed while preparing to watch a soccer team you partly own win a trophy on may 10th

@HazelMaesLandingStrip:

Well, at least Reggie Smith. She does admit to having the "Jungle Fever" back then.

@Nationalcoholic: To tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

What a play by Pujols. And what an almost-play by Helton.

@SuperFrankieLampard:

+1 for EUFC "ownership" (technically debatable, but I'll call myself an owner too)

@SuperFrankieLampard:

EBBSFLEET UNITED!

Oh, ho ho ho... Christopher Allen STRAIGHT!