First off, don't get our own Rick Chandler started on poker analyst and "comedy" columnist Norman Chad. You really don't want to know.
Actually, we don't mind Chad that much, though he should come up with more original ideas for his columns. (Not that ours was inherently original either.) Chad's big schtick is to riff on his failed marriages, which is probably funnier if you're old enough to have been married a few times and, you know, don't much care anymore.