• So, who DID rob Rashard Mendenhall? [Blogimore Ravens]
• The Knicks need them some Beasley. [Gotham's Clubhouse]
• Sorry: Cleveland will still be depressed even if the Cavs win the NBA title. [Slam Dunk Central]
• Weird hockey fans. [Joe Sports Fan]
• As if you needed a reminder, nobody knows nothing about the NFL Draft. [The Legend Of Cecilio Guante]
• Dear Mr. Perrilloux. [Fantasy College Blitz]
• It's all about Kendrick Perkins. Really. [Josh Q. Public]
• A horse named for Beckham, kind of? [Unprofessional Foul]
• All Barry Melrose, all the time. [The Sports Hernia]
Round Up The Usual Suspects
2:05 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By Leitch
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So, who DID rob Rashard Mendenhall?
Marvin Harrison.
Of course Ray Lewis didn't rob him. Rayray doesnt do armed robbery. Kill someone for no reason, sure, but armed robbery, no.
No idea who took his money, but playing in Pittsburgh robs him of the chance of living someplace you would want to.
@Arriaga_II:
No reason. Do you have any idea how much child support that bitch would of gotten.
And Ryan Perrilloux, if you choose to burn your draft card, then burn your birth certificate at the same time.
From that moment on, I have no son.
So, about that Josh Q. Public site - what is that? Prepschool poetry slam sportsblog?
Ugh.
@A Pimp Named DaveR:
I assumed it was Bassy - you know, what comes around, goes around.
Yes, Golden Balls is indeed named after Beckham and has followed a similar career path - promise not quite fulfilled in Europe, then sent to the US to compete in an easier league. No endorsement deals or freakish partners, though -- at least, not yet.
Knowing these kinds of things is my job, as the token soccer/horse racing fan in the US.
Note to robbers: If you are going to rob a high NFL draft pick, wait until AFTER he signs his contract and actually gets paid first.
Wow, how enlightening was that "the Cavs winning a title will not restore every void in their fans lives"? I was always under the impression that should the city's third favorite sports team win a title, the city would be overrun with unicorns on roads paved with gold.
Little did I know that Cleveland was just like every other crumbling American city that could have easily played host to "The Wire".
I would like to apologize on behalf of Celtics fans for the John Q. article.
My god what was that...
I agree that if the Cavs win Cleveland won't really be affected. Somehow, though, I think the Browns winning the Super Bowl would be different.
@Magnakai Haaskivi: I agree, and just got semi-chubby at the thought of that.
Indians and Browns are 1 and and 1a for me. The Cavs winning it all would be cool. If the Browns did the unthinkable the city would cease to exist.
-and, Way to proofread moron.
People who write "open letters" to pro athletes about their personal business really borderlines on "creepy" to me.
Just sayin'
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