Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless

One of the reasons I don't attend many minor league baseball games in Tennessee: All the drunken babies. It's the Chattanooga Lookouts' popular Half Price Beer Night For Babies promotion, in which anyone two or younger can get completely hammered under the close supervision of team mascot Looie the Lookout (foreground). Suddenly Britney Spears doesn't look like such a bad parent, eh? If you like your babies with starter Mohawks and raucously intoxicated, then enjoy more in the video after the jump.

OK ... actually, the beer bottle appears to be empty. But how did it get that way, and how many more empties are under the seat?

Video: Babies Drinking Beer At The Ballpark? Always Good Fun [Bugs & Cranks]