Rooney's not related to Santonio, right?

Rooney's cousin has new bewbs.

wait, we want to save arena football?

The National League has always been better than the American League

@The Fan's Attic: they look like softballs just stuck to her chest. I really hate that about fake tits. I'm sorry, but I do.

@kayceebk: amen.

Upgraded from 34C to 34F?!?! I love her already.

I guess no more of the "World's Tallest Announcing Team" then for the Bulls (7'2" Tom Dore, 6'11" Stacey King and 6'9" Red Kerr).

@kayceebk: and always will be better.

DOWN WITH DH!

@Lady Andrea:

Strange, those look like soccer balls to me.

@BigTenObsession: yes, yes. Did you click through to the NSFW pics? Seriously.

@2ndBase: I don't think guys always understand how cup size works. Her boobs aren't *that* big.

What in the heck has happened with Andruw Jones?

He got fatter and started caring even less.

@Lady Andrea: I'll have no more bashing of fake tits on this site, lady!

@Lady Andrea:

psst. I'm The NY Kid over there.

@Lady Andrea:

"You got your A. Your B. Your C and Your D. D's the largest."-Frank Costanza.

@Doyle McPoyle: sorry. I like my boobs real.

@Lady Andrea: Yeah, what Doyle said.

@Lady Andrea: Not that there's anything wrong with real tits. I'm not one to discriminate.

@Lady Andrea: Hey, I never said they looked great. Her areolas are all misshapen now. But, boobs are boobs.

so it was Rooney's cousin who went after Ronaldo?

@The Fan's Attic: that doesn't even both me so much as the way they just perch there. I could hang my coat on them.

@MitchKayak: Especially because Arena Football is far and away more popular now than it ever has been.

Did anyone else glance at the article? It mentioned a surge in popularity for football. When the fuck was football not popular?

@Lady Andrea: careful, she might want squeeze your head between her boobs if you keep knocking her knockers.

on second thought, disregard that last statement.

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Apparently, according to the article, not before the introduction of the BCS in 1998 and 1990s NFL expansion.

@Spanish Necktie: The author made a good point. God Bless the BCS - everyone hated football before that.

The BCS saved football.

The only way to save the Arena Football League is to get rid of that RIDICULOUS man in motion rule. The endless scoring waters down that product severely. Fix the product and the misguided "10 ways to save it" will eventually fix themselves. Nothing like a 67-52 win to keep my interest. DUHHHH !

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: But that eliminates the freak show factor.

People aren't watching 8 on 8, 50 yard football where the QB can lob the ball off the net because they like a well executed 15 play, clock burning drive.

Every one of these "how the league can save itself" posts always includes raise the salary cap. And, pay them with what money?

Why are we saving sports leagues this week? What are we, Baywatch Deadspin?

2. AFL teams vs. NFL Teams
While, this certainly has never been tried before, who wouldn't want to see the Philadelphia Soul versus the Philadelphia Eagles at Franklin Field or the Los Angeles Avengers versus the San Diego Chargers at Staples Center. Because the average AFL team is much smaller than an NFL team it would be much more logical to play a seven on seven game rather than a full blown eleven on eleven. Seeing Tom Brady or Peyton Manning throwing the ball around on a 50 yard field would be pretty fun and help to create attention surrounding the arena league.

I stopped reading right there. Absolutely ludicrous.

I stopped reading right there. Absolutely ludicrous.

Then you missed out.

Improve the team websites was the only suggestion that wasn't completely ridiculous. It was actually pretty funny.