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Remember when Dywane Wade was everybody's favorite athlete? Humble, freakishly talented, good to his family, an All-American guy. So ... what happened?
The Heat were the worst team in the NBA this year, and Wade's buddy Shaq is gone. More to the point, though ... Wade's supposedly dating Star Jones (Star Jones! Seriously!) and having alleged groupies of his call into radio stations. Wade went from the superstar everyone can like to a beaten, injured spirit who's showing up in gossip pages everywhere. (With Star Jones!) (!!)
We dunno; we supposed we're just worried about the guy. That seemed to turn, like, really fast.
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Dwayne: Don't hang out with Dumbasses
the F/C on his chain stands for fat chicks?
Did you know Star Jones is a lawyer?
(!!!)
(!!!!)
That's all I got.
"It's my family, Star. It's not me."
Don't snitch, groupies.
The only calls he is getting now are from groupies...how the times have changed
I wouldn't fuck Star Jones with Barbara Walters' dick.
I think it has to do with the spelling of his first name. Perhaps Jhonny Peralta could give him some tips.
I blame the Round Mound for this.
Fall down eight times, get up seven.
Don't worry, Dick Bavetta will bail him out this relationship.
/obligatory foul call joke
Not that this matters at all, and I'm probably way behind on my Wade gossip...but didn't he have a wife?
"It's just a phase he's going through I tell ya."
When you're stealing Clinton Portis' old outfits, you know you've got problems.
He had to bump Sir Charles out of his 5 because Star needed her space plus four.
Somebody get Joe Torre to control him.
It's your classic case of too much, too soon. Or in the case of the Star Jones thing, way too much, never is too soon.
I blame Miami. (Miami!) Fucking Miami. (Miami!)
The Star Jones thing is to win a bet, right?
@El Gran Guapo: of this, schmuck
Let this be a lesson to the rest of you: Careful who you let into your five.
Is it possible that he's done every other chick in the nation, and needs Star Jones to complete the cycle?
He's just nailing Star to get to Joy Behar.
MUST...FIND....HI-RES..OF...THAT...PIC...OHHH...PLASTIC-FACE
I thought Star Jones was only into gay dudes.
Did he ever really recover from being valued just under Darko?
Dennis Rodman infected him.
Did said hookup end up with Wade leaving in a wheelchair?
Star Jones? More like Entire Solar System Jones!
/She is overweight
/Puts on shoes and zips up jacket
@A Pimp Named DaveR: if she's the caboose, Jeter would have nailed her seven years ago.
Next thing you know, he'll end up on dontdatehimgirl.com with Flozell Adams.
I wonder if she lets him put it in her star...
Perhaps he just needed to work on his boxing out in the offseason and figured that if he could move Star Jones, he could move anyone.
Do basketball players on terrible teams use slumpbusters? Only possible explanation...
It was actually Shaq in a wig.
@francois_leroux_speedskater: He dumped his wife.
For Star Jones, apparently (!)
does Blackula know he raided his wardrobe?
1..2..3 gay jokes!
ah ah ah!
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So her face is just now totally plastic, right?
/shudder
I see he has totally ripped off Elvis' Takin' Care of Business necklace.
@Arriaga_II:Damn! +1
This is the SI cover jinx gone to 11.
@MyronCopacetic: there was a whale hunt with a $500 prize
@FEAST: Poop. Didn't see your comment, sir.
@Encouraging Referee Pitman: +1 for the AM! lyric. Sharks circling for the feeding.
Star Jones is a reverse slumpbuster.
@Becky_MI: No slump is that big.
Don't fall for it, Dwayne. That isn't Tracy Morgan in costume.
@Bobby_Big_Wheel:
Interesting......keep in on the d/l though.
Maybe Star is a beard?
@TheWrathofQBEagles: Scary. She still looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.
@Weed Against Speed: That's ok, Rosie has.
It is really is a shame, considering he had one of the better commercials during the early season.
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This isn't fair. Dwayne Wade should be able to leave his family for Star Jones in HIS HOUSE. HIS HOUSE!
/Braylon Edwards
@sassydeerrun:i'm too lazy to look this up, and too embarrassed to surf that site while at work. Did Flozell squash some chick and not apologize?
He's looking for a Section 8 so he can get out of Miami. Wait, this isn't the Army? Nevermind.
/shit something resembling star jones in pants
@Johnny LaRue: I remember reading about it somewhere last year. Flozell is not very smooth with the ladies, and is a tightwad on a date (according to the girl who posted on the site).
This all could have been avoided had Tom Crean left his forwarding number when he left for Bloomington.
Is it possible that Duane Wade just went vampiric and knows that there's a lot more blood in Star Jones than there is in skinny chicks?
Hey, is Star her real name?
That is, who's the really fucked up one, Star or the person who named her?
/quite possibly both
Star probably has that fat girl mentality... "I gotta sex him up better than anyone else or I will lose him!" So maybe the freak show she throws at him really speaks to whatever bizarre fetish he has now that regular sex is boring to him.
@TheWrathofQBEagles:
That picture looks like Rupaul.
fat jokes=lazy humor. You're better than this, people.
I don't remember hearing about Dwyane Wade's horrible, deabilitating eye-injury last year.
Star Jones? (!!!) He can't be seeing right.
Hey, he's still in Barkley's fave five. So there's that.
c'mon...even Dewayne Wayne can do better than Star Jone
@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: STAR JONES