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Pau Gasol, smart guy. [Machochip]
3:00 PM on Thu May 8 2008 By Leitch 439 views 14 comments
Not a lot of men in your line of work are there, Mr. Gasol.
If Pau Gasol is so damn smart, why hasn't he realized there is an "l" missing from his first name?
/America, Fuck Yeah!
A: Communications, Arts, Political Science, Women's Studies. Q: What majors are the most likely to land you a job at Starbucks?
Mom's a doctor and Dad's a nurse? That can't work, don't these people watch Scrubs?
@Spanish Necktie: Es medica su madre?
Si, mi madre es medica.
****
FRACASO ENORME.
Doble extra para manana.
/ninth grade spanish
We need a shorter word for "male nurse." Murse has already been monopolized by the man-purse community
@Weed Against Speed: The better question is why hasn't he accepted the knickname "Kung Pao" yet?
@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: [www.impawards.com]
@HebrewHammer: knickname? Damn you Isiah.
The problem, Greg R.N., is you can't milk a cat.
So we're getting advertisements as posts now? What the fuck is going on around here?
@Trenton Makes The World Takes: I think you can milk Wizard Cat
@BigTenObsession:
Next thing you know there will be commercials at the movies.
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Not a lot of men in your line of work are there, Mr. Gasol.
If Pau Gasol is so damn smart, why hasn't he realized there is an "l" missing from his first name?
/America, Fuck Yeah!
A: Communications, Arts, Political Science, Women's Studies.
Q: What majors are the most likely to land you a job at Starbucks?
Mom's a doctor and Dad's a nurse? That can't work, don't these people watch Scrubs?
@Spanish Necktie: Es medica su madre?
Si, mi madre es medica.
****
FRACASO ENORME.
Doble extra para manana.
/ninth grade spanish
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We need a shorter word for "male nurse." Murse has already been monopolized by the man-purse community
@Weed Against Speed: The better question is why hasn't he accepted the knickname "Kung Pao" yet?
@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: [www.impawards.com]
@HebrewHammer: knickname? Damn you Isiah.
The problem, Greg R.N., is you can't milk a cat.
So we're getting advertisements as posts now? What the fuck is going on around here?
@Trenton Makes The World Takes: I think you can milk Wizard Cat
@BigTenObsession:
Next thing you know there will be commercials at the movies.
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