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    All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

    By DAULERIO, 6:30 PM on Thu May 8 2008, 54,525 views

    It is times like these where Yankee-haters even must bow down to the catnip that is Derek Jeter's machismo. Maxim's Hot 100 list contains six women who've been romantically linked to the Yankee shortstop.

    Depending on Jeter's next conquest, he's entering the rarified air of such cooze-hounding heavyweights like Robert Evans, Kelly Slater, and Scott Baio. (Oh, and Bo Belinsky.)

    Let's gaze longingly and agogingly (author's note: not a real word) at Jeter's bodycount:

    • Scarlett Johansson
    • Gabrielle Union
    • Mariah Carey
    • Jessica Biel
    • Vanessa Minillo
    • Jessica Alba

    Jesus.

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    Photo: NY Post