What you missed while attending a job fair at the local high school.

What you missed while wondering if any attendees of the G!STF reading in Elmbrook paid a Big Red Bus rider to pose as 'josereyes.theroof'

If so, good move.

@UkraineNotWeak: Did you see Clemens working a booth for the local titty-bar?

What you missed while your wife interrupted your viewing of the Red Sox game so she could ask you what design she should get on her credit card.

I said I didn't care as long as she used it to buy me chocolate-covered bacon.

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...:

Must've missed that.

Actually, it was last night The Office.

Were you at Will's reading in Milwaukee?

Don't try it, he's got the high ground

Cabrera then issued a walk to the high ground.

What you missed while actually TRYING at work for the 1st time ever.

Did someone drop a gay bomb in here?

Chocolate covered bacon. So that's what was in Dmitri Young's case.

What you missed while drinking enough $8.50 Budweisers at Yankee Stadium you could have made a down payment on a house instead.

What you missed while learning the secret ingredient in your Sabor de Soledad

@Matt_T: It was right next to the baconated grapefruit.

@Matt_T:

you betta get me sum grits or imma take those grits from ya

@EddieRebel: That's only effective in enclosed, poorly-ventilated spaces.

@The Bad One: Like the crappy offices most of us are in?

What you missed while McCreary called another interference call on the Stars

I dont care, we'll take it.

@EddieRebel: Don't forget our mothers' basements.

What you missed while defaulting on a 2.4 million dollar loan

[abcnews.go.com]

LEAVE MICHAEL ALONE!

Pam pam pam PAM PAM PAM pam pam PAM

What you missed while looking for Jacob's cabin...

What you missed while thinking about avoiding Deadspin on Friday mornings because all they talk about is the Office and you haven't seen any of the fourth season yet

Will skipped that function and headed over to the job fair for some fresh blood. He's gonna euthanize this place.

@HazelMaesLandingStrip:

What, they won't accept packs of smokes as payment?

What you missed while going out for dinner than trying to calculate the tip.

What you missed while developing the first-ever commerical porn-star video game.

@Civil Negligence: As opposed to the thousands of non-commercial porn star games?

What you missed while someone was sneezing in your tea, but claiming it was just allergies ...

@Al Czerviks Ride: I dunno. Maybe? Ask Tracy Morgan.

What you missed while you tried to figure out how to move MASSIVE quantities of land

What you missed while wishing that Doris Burke would just shut the hell up

@Sex-Panther: You have to admire the simplicity of the plan, though; Jacob's right, it'll be so much harder for Widmore to find the island if they move the whole fucking thing.

What you missed as you had a mild panic that one of the videos in your Cold War VHS series cracked, and it's nearly impossible to replace, since some of the footage used in it has now been reclassified.

What you missed while you were trying to convince yourself that the foreshadowing that Jim and Pam might leave The Office is just to make everyone who looks for spoilers online to panic because they know SOMEONE is supposed to be leaving in the season finale...

@shtickless: I thought it was pretty much said it was Dwight leaving.

What you missed while hanging your certificate of authenticity for your Seyko timepiece

Has Michael Scott always had that hanging behind his desk? I swear it was something else last week. Now I have to re-watch every HD episode of The Office.

@Peter Cavan:

Don't know about that but I do know that if you look on Dwight's desk you will find a bobblehead doll of Scranton's own Gerry MacNamara of Syracuse Basketball fame.

What you missed while putting lotion in your golf gloves for the blisters

What an asshat Andy is.

What you missed while realizing that Michael Rosenbaum is probably the best live action Lex Luthor ever, and Smallville will likely suck next year without him.

That bacon is $17 a pound! That's more than some caviars.

@The Bad One: People still watch 30 Rock?

@Yostal: [unitedvisual.com]

@Dead Wrestlers Society: @shtickless: Andy's the one leaving (again). They're doing an Office spinoff and Ed Helms is signed on to star.

@Arriaga_II: I thought I heard it was Toby that was leaving

@Arriaga_II: Good. He's annoying.

@Herbies_Wingman: I heard it was Creed. He's getting the band back together.

@Herbies_Wingman: Yeah, he's moving to Costra Rica or something, but according to EW (I got it free with my DirecTV subsciption, don't judge!) Ed Helms is going to star in the spinoff they've got in the works for an early '09 mid-season launch.

What you missed while learning that destiny is a fickle bitch

What you missed while planning a road trip to Detroit with people you have never met before to go hang out with some people you have also never met before.

/I love the interwebs

If Meredith left, would anyone notice?

@J-No:

That reminds me, must bring shovel, big meat hook, satchels and bag of lime to Chicago.

Why you ask? Nothing important.

@UkraineNotWeak:

Of course! I mean, the show is named after her - it's not Shepard's Anatomy, it's Grey's Anatomy!

What? Oh, never mind.

@UkraineNotWeak:

and bag of lime

it's always nice to kick back with a Corona after digging an 8-ft hole (got to dig extra deep so they don't find it

@HazelMaesLandingStrip:

$499 in interest per DAY?!? Christ, that's almost as bad as my credit card.

@UkraineNotWeak: We will not be carpooling.

What you missed while you went 2-2 with 2 RBI in your kickball league...

@Civil Negligence: Better yet, what you missed during the three months you spent playing it.

@Clare: How many times did you have to get out the street because a car was coming?

What you missed because you were cursing at the TV when you found out that Dunder Miffilin was attending a job fair at the gym of the RIVAL of your alma mater

Seiously?! Valley View? They would make good paper salesmen I guess.

/Scranton Commentary

@Chamomiles Davis: We played in a real field! We have league t-shirts! We went through most of a case of beer during the game! I LOVE KICKBALL!

@Clare: I am steaming with envy right now.

I made bacon vodka once; it's sublime in a bloody mary. Chocolate bacon is good too, but $4.25 a QP is ridic.

@BigTenObsession:

And it seems Clare(not ours, the TV one) may be one, as well.