But does the Fusion Power give brothers razor bumps? Oh wait, it doesn't matter.

No way am I clicking that link, but I'll assume she's a Cal-Berkeley alum.

Ah, a glimpse into the nightmares of Richard Zednik.

i never think about yesterday.

i guess they use that to make shaved ice.

thank you. thank you.

Obviously, this does wonders for your team's playoff performance.

That is not smart marketing by Gillette, seeing as lot of hockey players tend to let their facial hair grow.

If they really want to sell razors, they should start advertising at WNBA games.

It's the same technology they use to shave Ted Williams.

This reminds me of a nightmare I used to have that involved Wilford Brimley and a sack of kittens. I'll never eat cotton candy again.

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: So they can advertise to all 5 people at the game?

Two bad they didn't roll out an appearance in the second round.

It's also worth noting that Schick did something similar with its Quattro razor at a hockey game in Australia.

was this sentence absurd to anyone else?

A-Rod would like some more tranny fluid please.

Nope, not gonna click on that link.

Fuck everything, we're doing five blades.

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Referre Rob Schick is really feeling left out here..

"It's the same technology they use to shave Ted Williams."

Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson Approved.

@strangeffect: Too, even, you no-spelling hack.

The Zamboni-razor refill cartridge is where they get you.

A big yes to the giant woman on that link.

@Burning River: Sure, but those five lesb... err people probably shave more times each day than all of us combined.

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: you are either absolutely right or completely wrong I think. I tend to think the butches would be shaving less than most lazy guys. Thoughts?

There is a blade for each layer of skin it will shave off!

Dante Calabria can't fucking believe it.

@Burning River: If we're talking facial hair, I'll buy it. If we're talking legs though, I don't think you can get less frequent than "never." Unless butches somehow put more hair on, or something.

Excuse me, I have to go get that image out of my head.

@Burning River: @Carl Everett's Fossil Collection: Good points. I think this is one of those cases where ignorance is bliss.

"It's very cutting edge," said Amy Latimer, senior vice president of sales and marketing for the Bruins and the TD Banknorth Garden.

I see what she's doing there.

I think Burger King should sponsor the Boise zamboni.

@Suss--: Ok, that's fucking funny.

Kyle Orton's neckbeard doesn't like the look of that apparatus.

@jwaves2007: Agree, although it would probably be like waving a broomstick around inside a subway tunnel.

@teh_joe: "Yes, I'll have a large shaved ice. Cherry flav....um..wait...mix my flavors. I'll have half cherry half loogie."

/YOU spellcheck loogie

@OlsenTwinsValueMenu: Ronaldhino chugs that shit.

@strangeffect: That would have baffled spell check. Try syntax check.

@jwaves2007: Exactly. Why fear Rick Chandler's links, anyway? I could see avoiding that, if this article were to have been put-up by The Balls or Balls Deep or Guest-writer Dashiell from Fleshbot (love his work, by the way), but really... A Rick link getting tagged with soupcon? Really? Is Rick Chandler the Rick of rick-rolling?