And they didn't BUY IT?

Looks like the 19-0 tribal penis gourds already sold out.

brooklyn, haiti.

tomayto, tomahto.

Kids in Haiti must think the 90-93 Bills are the greatest team of all time.

That would look great being dragged off my back bumper!

I'm pretty sure the pink one behind it says "Boston Red Sox A.L. Champions 2003."

Supermike, your search is over.

/looks at typical 99-cent-store bullshit in background

Ooooh, combs

Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless

He is also driving a car, heading in the direction of that place that sells chili.

"Somewhere, a Haitian Boy is Hatless."

Probably in Haiti.

@Gourmet Spud:

I can't wait until they throw his hatless butt in jail.

Anyone have any idea what that grey hat in the foreground says?

"Horse" maybe?

Hard to ever tired of these.

This is the most post. Much like last year's Pats were the most team EVER.

It wasn't me. I don't shop at 99-cent stores in Brooklyn.

@BringBackAlHolland:

+1, dick

What are the odds that those pink hats in the background have a NY or a B on them?

Did he see any "Academy Award Winner Bruce Campbell" t-shirts?

.99¢ is still asking too much.

@NovakAintNoJokovic: I think it says "Eight Belles. 2008 Kentucky Derby Winner"

99 cent store? In Brooklyn? Any chance this hat is not really a rare official 19-0 Patriots hat, but instead is a bootleg counterfeit 19-0 Patriots hat that no one wants?

The look of that hat screams FAKE. No multiple colors on the bill. No NFL hologram sticker. No price tag through the hat holes. Close proximity to a horse visor.????? It's bootleg. Nothing special here.

Something I have always wondered: The Dominican Republic produces baseball players by the boatload, but Haiti is right next door, and yet all we get are the Fugees?

LeBron was going to buy one, but he needed to leave a tip.

It's hard to believe you can't find a hat in haiti.

/word nerd

@NovakAintNoJokovic: Might be a Smarty Jones Triple Crown hat.

@Carson:

I think it says "Eight Belles. 2008 Kentucky Derby Survivor"

/come 'n' get me, PETA

@BringBackAlHolland: No, the pink one says "Mike Greenberg's Biggest Fan!!"

@Carmen McFanzone: love was right before my eyes?

@Carson: Or "Eight Belles: Alive."

@Riddler: Wow, you're a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.

+1 for being so diligent, though

@Riddler: You're probably right. It's still funny that it exists, but nowhere near as funny as official merchandise.

I know horses sometimes wear blinders, but a visor? That's just weird.

No, thanks. But I'll take one of those Queensryche hats on the left.

@Carmen McFanzone: Damn you and your fancy high-speed internets!

Tommy from Quinze is going to have a hard time decided between the Pats hat and the Bacardi one next to it.

@Sarcastro:

probably in dade county

fixed

Hat not pictured: "Buzz Bissinger, One Chill Dude."

If anyone's in Brooklyn this weekend, could you pick me up a "Chelsea. 2008 Premier League Champions" hat?

I'm good for the .99, I promise.

@OlsenTwinsValueMenu:

baseball requires equipment. and sometimes food. also, i'm told being hiv negative helps

@Riddler: I pray that my wife does not figure out how to turn on the computer and read your comment. Her valentine's day present of a "Coach" purse still gets me out of doing laundry.

@McCroskey: Not Queensryche's logo. Bacardi logo -
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@ltwinslow: Point taken.

Also:

Don't hate the Haitians, hate the game.

Is this the same place that carries the Bison Dele swimwear collection?

@TheStarterWife: Damn! I thought they were on tour.

My buddies Hench and J-Bug do not find this post funny.

Maybe Burma refused the shipment of the hats.

@ltwinslow: Get it right Winslow - the Haitians are in WPB.

THE NEW YORK GIANTS ARE TEH AWSOMEEST FUTBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME

Oh, and Lil Wayne is crying. No, seriously, he's always crying. You know, the tear tattoos? Means he killed a man. A few actually.
/guitar gently weeps

Almost as good as the LOS ANGLES hat I saw at the LACC Swap Meet a couple of weeks ago.

Is it wrong that I still am having a Giants orgasm?

19-0 aha aha aha aha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

@Riddler: Hiero!

De 'ayshan delegayshan rules de nayshan brudda.

@Secret Identity:

na bule' indeed

I'm the owner of a New York Yankees 2003 World Series Champion hat. A friend's wife found six of them in an Odd-Lots in Georgia last year. Hologram and everything. I keep thinking that if I wear it enough the Yankees will go back in time and win two more games.

If I could score one of those Bacardi hats, I could have the perfect receptacle for my Bacardi vomit later tonight.

@ltwinslow:

Dude, we live in Queens. Cambria Heights, actually.

And it's bad enough with the French jokes around here, now I have to put up with Haitian jokes too? Why do you hate my family, Deadspin?

@OlsenTwinsValueMenu:

Hey, we used to produce baseballs for MLB. Close enough, right?

I saw a guy wearing a "16-0 Undefeated Regular Season" T-Shirt the other day. I have to assume that if he was in New England, he would get pummled for that. More than anything, I can't believe they actually made those shirts.

i want one

@formerly Chief Wahoo: It's over in aisle four, next to the "Cleveland Indians 1997 World Series Champion" Throw blankets.