You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.
You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, we've got nothing better to do.
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Dr. Leitch, no time for love!
It's not the years, honey; it's the mileage.
Do you...remember that one time...that the "Sponsors" quote...was from Raiders?
That was awesome.
Bad dates.
That poor monkey - he just wanted to eat a date!
"Illinois" Leitch,
Buzz Belloq thinks your going to give sportswriters a bad name.
"you're"
Dammit, now I'm giving commenters a bad name!
Dirtiest line from the movie: "Belloq's staff is too long." Hey-YOOOO!
Bloggers...very dangerous...you go first!
I've learned to hate you in the last ten years
Good God!
That's what the Hebrews thought.
Fuckin' Indiana, mannnn. What a champ.
If only this site was in Hovito.
BTW, didn't we already do this movie a few months ago? Not that there's anything wrong with it...
@Chamomiles Davis: "There's a big snake in the plane Jacque!"
Next time, Will Leitch, it will take more than bloggers to save you.
- Buzz
Deadspin...Not a very private place for murder.
I'm hoping for a line from "Enter the Dragon" one of these days.
I didn't know you could fly a plane.
Fly, yes. Land, no.
Junior?
@Jefferson Short Bus:
The Last Dragon >>> Enter the Dragon
i, for one, think 'indiana jones and the temple of geritol' might not be all that terrible of a movie.
i'm sorry, i tried to keep a straight face while i was typing that
@Steve518: Come on, show a little backbone!
Hmmm, I didn't there would be that much in the way of overtones.
last post = lasso
this post = whip
sensing a pattern
@Lady Andrea:
If Short Round would have been in Thailand, Gary Glitter would have never gotten into so much trouble.
@DeepFriar: Throw me the comment, I'll throw you the whip!
Costas. Very dangerous. You go first.
Happy Whacking Day everyone.
I didn't know that Coors Light was a Deadspin sponsor.
I just saw Harrison Ford on The Tonite Show, ripping on our shared alma mater's college radio station. Good times.
HF, shoot me a private message on my commenter profile. Let's shoot the shit.
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