Marlins have fans? Since when?

According to ESPN this entire map should just be an ongoing civil war between Red Sox fans and Yankees fans.

Could we please get some sub-categories on that map to appease all the asshole yankee fans in south florida? THANKS.

Where's the pocket of old Jewish retired Yankees fans in South Florida?

And there's still no way the Nats' fanbase runs that far down the Eastern seaboard. Many people from Montgomery and P-G counties (along with NoVa) are still O's fans.

Should the Marlins portion even exist?

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: @VTBen: @How do you spell retard?: Yahtzee.

Yes the Marlins portion exists, its just that no one goes to games. We're too busy enjoying our amazing beaches and having weekend flings with your relatives who are on vacation. Oh, and euthanizing the elderly.

shame D'Antoni might choose The Knicks, he and Larry Hughes seem to have a lot in common

@TattooedMess(iah): We appreciate you euthanizing the elderly for us, there's too many of them. And the Florida baches have nothing on the [South] Jersey shore. Well, there's less garbage in the water.*

*the first time I went in the ocean in Florida I was amazed. The Jersey ocean isn't so much filled with garbage, but you are stepping on baby clams/crabs/other crustaceans throughout the entire ocean. Plus you can't see your feet.

Fuckin Nibbles.

The area of the Cardinals is rapidly shrinking with the inability to close out a fucking game. Fuck you Izzy you loser.

and having weekend flings with your relatives who are on vacation. Oh, and euthanizing the elderly.

So you fuck them to death?

I know what 289's thinking. Did he sell six shirts or only five?

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:

They are also missing the portion of Cubs fans in Arizona. Speaking of, it's odd that I live in the White Sox portion, though I live 2 miles north of Wrigley. Hmmm.

Wow, no swath of humanity that size should have to root for the Pirates.

@twoeightnine: If I do it right, yes.

@twoeightnine: Shouldn't G.G. Allin &/or Zombie G.G. Allin be a Sawkx fan?

ALLSTON FOR THE WIN.

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: +1 for the GG reference.

+ Watch video

@How do you spell retard?: GG would most likely be a Phillies fan.
"My mind is a machine gun, my body the bullets, and the aundience is the target"
Sounds like dollar dog night to me.

Thanks to TBS not force feeding Braves games nightly, we here in the Carolinas can focus on NASCAR without the annoyance of other sports getting in the way

That Rays viewing area can probably extend a little farther north in the central part of the state...Gainesville has a pretty good following (and thats what FSN shows us I believe)

There are also weird pockets of Dodgers fans left over in New York.

The area of the Cardinals is rapidly shrinking with the inability to close out a fucking game. Fuck you Izzy you loser.

At least he's not closing anymore, for the time being.

So the Cubs only have fans in Iowa?

I think there are too many white sox fans. What map?

When may White Sox Nation take up arms against their Cubs Nation neighbors? We would win in a war for Chicagoland because they are mostly drunk chicks.

That Marlins range shouldn't even be there. It's all a combination of old yankees and sox fans, with Braves fans that refuse to cheer for the Marlins

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:

Its not really like the Marlins or Rays have more then 32 fans in total, same can be said for the O's.