For the last post before Mother's Day, it would only be appropriate to feature the professional athlete who's the closest to his mother. That would be Super Bowl MVP Buster Bluth Eli Manning, who finally took his requisite parade float down Main Street of Disneyland on Wednesday after missing it in February due to the fake-sounding excuse of "airport delays".

I enjoy that all the kids supposedly there to see him aren't Giants fans. The Chargers fan especially is a little curious. Someone needs a quick history lesson. And don't let Philip Rivers catch wind of that, unless you're ready to ask somebodddaaayyyy.