Caption contest...GO!

LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING.

I ordered, like 20 minutes ago, where is my damn sandwich!?

Britney Spears new diet plan appears to be working great

I feel a little bloated. That cabbage and corned beef dinner was maybe a bad idea.

If Luke could show up BEFORE I eat myself into Type 2 diabetes, that would be great, thanks...

I told you I wanted PANCAKES for breakfast.

Christmas Ape should relax on the turkey dinners and egg nog..

Christmas Ape just stopped caring after getting fired from the Washington Post.

It's just a gas tank for a love machine, baby.

"Fat, drunk, and apelike is no way to go through life, son."

Don't forget the flour and water when trying to find it.

Wow, I've really got some seriously saggy moobs.

@Cinco Ocho: John Daly in 6 months

What you missed while kicking some pelican ass ...

@Cinco Ocho: I'm not sure water is supposed to be part of that equation. It would just makes things even harder to find.

@The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History: no suprise...an Ohioan was hit.

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Yes, but the pelican died in the incident.

Ohio 1, Pelicans 0

Hey MA! MEATLOAF!

Those bastards at TMZ photoshopped it. I swear!

/Misha Monkey

Bring me Solo and the wookie!