I grew up in Maryland, where lacrosse is the official team sport (The official individual sport? Jousting. Yes, Maryland is retarded. I'm sure they'll change the team sport to Quidditch before the decade is out). There, lacrosse is all the rage with white guys and the rare black dude who listens to The Deftones. So, yeah, I know from lacrosse. And this play is pretty badass.


Ohio State goalie Stefan Schroder went the length of the field to get scoring started en route to a 15-7 upset over Cornell. Why an upset? Because Ivy League schools, even bad ones like Cornell, need to dominate really white sports.