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In what's already been something of a frustrating day for Southern California, a story gaining traction is that UCLA football coach Rick Neuheisel has been using the above video as a way to convince recruits to stear clear of USC, presumably because Brennan Carroll, the son of head coach Pete Carroll and one of the team's assistant coaches, is all screamy and cussy. But doesn't he say he "loves every fucking one of you"? Positively touching, if you ask me.
Scott Wolf, the beat writer for the Trojans at the L.A. Daily News is lending credence to the view that the video, which was displayed on Pete Carroll's official site earlier this week, is a cause for concern for the program.
Q: Was the walk-on football tape that prominently featured Carroll's son sponsored by USC and, if so, why...when it reflects so poorly on the walk-on process at USC?
A: Because there is no editor or safety net to judge the content that gets thrown up on the petecarroll.com website. Everything is viewed as a self-promotion aimed at recruits, parents and lastly, fans. A lot of the content can be interesting but sometimes you need an editor to step in and say, ``this is not worthy of the program.'' And let me add it's not just Rick Neuheisel doing the criticizing. People I respect at USC also criticized it this week not to mention quite a few coaches at other schools across the country.
But if a white privileged douche with a visor can't represent USC, who can?
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Neuheisel out-douched?
IMPOSSIBLE.
Those shorts are too tight. Too tight for you. You gotta upgrade.
Is Brennan Carroll really Seth from Superbad?
If that's Slick Rick's best pitch to recruits to not go to USC, it'll fall apart for him in Westwood faster than his customary three years.
@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: He's early Wedding Crashers Vince Vaughn.
@Rock You Like An Iracane: or just vince vaughn from Swingers?
this guy makes Jay Paterno look coherent
@Mr. Pennsylvania: Well, yeah, but I haven't seen Swingers.
I had idea Bailey Salinger had become a sportswriter.
@Dr. Michael Mancini: I was thinking the same thing.
Brennan Carroll, as a 9 year old child on Saturday mornings:
"PANCAKES! I WANT FUCKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING, MOM!!! I'M JACKED UP FOR PANCAKES!!!"
That man needs a valium.
and that, boys and girls, was the last time i mixed my n.o.xplode up with red bull
@Rock You Like An Iracane: check it out, you won't be disappointed
Last week? Try last month. Neuheisel, this is old (and awesome) news, and desperation's not a good color on you.
wahahaha that guys the man.
+ Watch video
sorry Ape, you're a little late to the party on this one.
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Agree with Signal to Noise...is that the best Slick Rick could do??
This could be over before it gets started.
@Slick Rick's Bookie: I know the video's been around for a while, but Neuheisel using it was a new development.
1. ...is that the best Slick Rick could do??
Until Chow gets the offense's feet under itself, yes.
2. I'm really confused as to why anyone thinks this could be used AGAINST USC in the first place. I find it completely delightful.
RED 7! RED 7! HOT ROUTE!
"Work hard! Work hard! What are you gonna do man?!?!"
Response: Uhh, finish this useless fucking drill.
are we sure this didn't come from will ferrell's funnyordie.com?
At least he unleashed his douchery slowly over the video. Had the opening scene contained the upside down, backwards visor, it would have been too much. Instead, he casually took us there...and WHAM! there it was. I'm just glad they edited out the ookie cookie scene that all SC football walk-ons have to go through.
I understand rivalries and all, but this seems pretty tame by any football standards . . . Pop Warner, High School, College.
But if a white privileged douche with a visor can't represent USC, who can?
An empty-headed blonde with big tits.
"Whistle, whistle, whistle! I don't have a whistle, I just say whistle. Dad won't give me a whistle, so I just say whistle. Just like when I was a kid I say 'GI Joe, GI Joe, GI Joe' because I didn't have a GI Joe, I'd just say GI Joe."
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