Does grabbing an interns breasts count as "running in the mountains."?

@sir_pantsalot: Only if you come from behind and pick her up by them. Just playin'.

I'm willing to believe that he drives TO the mountains, but I doubt he gets out of the SUV once he gets there...

/kicks lifeless bald eagle in the crotch

He should spend more time on basketball and less on the porn video game.

stephon marbury lives in darren daulton's world.

Bring some tuna cans. They help keep the goats away.

I love that video so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

After he jogs up Mt. Everest he's going to spar a few rounds with Sasquatch.

Is he also into Nemo & Bob the Builder?

/has 4 year old

I pictured it with a different soundtrack and more like this:

+ Watch video

Were Eddie Vedder's lyrics this bad when I was 15?

@sir_pantsalot: He's just heading for the mountains of busch... beer.

So Marbury will be training the same way that lesbians do to get closer to fine.

/cross posted on Jezebel

@Gourmet Spud: Yes.

@Gourmet Spud: "Beeeeeedooommmmslammalammadingdongmadeofconcrete"

Yes, yes they were.

Starbury is the Neil Young of basketball.

Years from now, hikers in those mountains will find a piece of wood containing poetic ramblings about affordable shoes, lack of playing time, and refernces to someone named Starbury. The ghostwritters name inscription shall read...Alexander Supercompensated.

@Gourmet Spud: I think the question is "Jesus, how high was I when I was 15 and
thought Eddie Vedder's lyrics were the shit?"

Does this make Eddie Curry and Zach Randolph Grizz and DotCom?

Live every week like it's Shark Week, Steph.

Never underestimate training by running through mountains. Look what happened to Ivan Drago.

I hear Stephon Marbury is into the Strange, too.

@WillieMcGeeForever: Somewhere an elderly woman behind a counter in a small town thoroughly disagrees and finds Vedder's lyrics to still be riveting.

I'm going to paraphrase Zeke here... rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me interns.

/McCandless'd

Arroyo approves of this video's lyrical content.

now all we have to do is get marbury stranded on a bus in the middle of nowhere and we'll be set.