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• 1:30 — NHL: Dallas Stars vs. Detroit Red Wings, Game 5. [NBC]
• 2:00 — LPGA: Sybase Classick, Third Round. [ESPN2]
• 2:00 — Horses: Preakness Special from Pimlico Race Course. [ESPN]
• 3:00 — PGA: AT&T Classic, Third Round at TPC Sugarloaf. [CBS]
• 3:30 — ABC: LA Sparks vs. Phoenix Mercury. [ABC]
• 3:30 — MLB: Milwaukee Brewers vs. Boston Red Sox, Cleveland Indians vs. Cincinnati Reds, or Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Los Angeles Angels. Oddly enough, the Dodgers have the second longest commute. [FOX]
• 4:00 — Cars: Indianapolis 500 Qualifying, Time Trials. [ESPN2]
• 4:30 — Horses: Preakness Stakes...but not for awhile yet.[NBC]
For Your Viewing Pleasure
12:15 PM on Sat May 17 2008
By Unsilent Majority
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But what time is the urinal run?
Is it just me, or has Indy 500 qualifying been going on for months at this point?
YESSS, dude, no.
@Brazil Thrill: Sure, dude, dude?
I have just woken up and the Cubs are on in 40 minutes. Looks like another Saturday without accomplishment.
My rec league team farts in that picture's general direction.
Why is Martin Lawrence wearing a basketball jersey?
Does Martin Lawrence coach the Sparks? He's moved up the ranks since the flop that was Rebound.
Ooooh thats the WNBA. I get it, I thought it was an advertisement for the new Tyler Perry movie.
/give me a break I'm from Boston, it's in my blood
Hot damn, Michael Cooper is a good looking man.
I am still trying to decide whether I still want Miss Parker after realizing she is engaged to Sheldon Zombie Williams. Ewwww.
I like the WNBA commercial that's running now where the player is finally honest and admits what a crap game it is to watch. Strange marketing strategy, though.
@formerly Chief Wahoo: Truth in Advertising...Catch the Fever.
@formerly Chief Wahoo: Same thing Hardee's did a couple years ago. Guess it worked for them.
@44 in a Row: Is it just me, or has Indy 500 qualifying been going on for months at this point?
Yes, it is a two-weekend affair qualifying 33 cars. They had a better event when they started doing Pole Day on Saturday, then Bump Day on Sunday of the same weekend. But the league wanted to shut out a bunch of teams from a rival series, so they went back to the more traditional (and boring) fortnight.
/IndyCar rant
/shits firesuit
Yes, the WNBA is awful (still), and no I will not watch it.
@What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits: Oh no, I hated the single weekend of qualifying. It was hardly different than any other race. The fortnight is much more interesting, what with the week in between for teams to to figure shit out. It improves the overall quality.
Good God Yes, man, no
Hey, a WNBA preview!
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where's brittany jackson and stacey dales when you need them to save such a flaccid picture?
oh yeah... doing actually womanly things. not lesball.
the line up for today's preakness shouldn't be wearing yellow.
it's not a good look.
@MackZills: When I am eventually banned from commenting, I'm going to yell at Iracane & Leitch, "You're banning me
@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Should be: "You're banning me? I'M BANNING YOU".
just remembered that candace parker is very attractive.
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