What you missed while visiting the no-longer-leaning Tower of Pisa ...
• NBA: Due to some sort of mixup, Celtics and Pistons combine for more than 200 points. Boston 106, Detroit 102.
• NHL: Penguin Lust ... they're going cracy for Crosby! Pittsburgh 3, Detroit 2.
• MLB: Chase Utley commands the elements, has dominion over all living things. Phillies 6, Rockies 1.