By now, everyone's seen the Mariah Carey first pitch video. (A friend said, "It would be difficult for someone to throw that pitch again even if they were trying.") But FanIQ argues that it's far from the worst one of all time.

The famous Cincinnati mayor Mark Mallory is still probably the worst, though his endless "jokey" PR campaign about it took a lot of the fun out of it. If we ever had to throw out a first pitch sometime, we'd be so nervous, we probably wouldn't do much better. We wonder if celebrities can just start bringing a JUGGS machine out here. (Kinda looks like Mariah did.)

Worst First Pitches Of All Time [FanIQ]

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