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    Your Monday Cricket Update; And It Ain't Pretty

    I'm told that this is newsworthy but I'm in a little over my head here. Anybody out there speak cricket? Supposedly some team of 11-year-olds in Britain got thrashed so completely that all of Europe is talking about it, but I have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. Was it worse than this? Help!

    Poor kids; why must we mock them so? Because that's what we do.

    A junior cricket team took up an embarrassing place in history when they were all out for four runs. Chippenham under-11s were chasing a total of 129 set by their opponents, Marshfield, but had nine ducks, six batsmen bowled out, two run-outs, one catch and a stumping during their 20-minute innings.

    Sounds like they could be describing the NBA Finals so far.

    And now my list of cricket terms which sound like sexual positions but aren't:

    Sticky Dog

    Duckworth-Lewis Method

    Daisy Cutter

    Getting Your Eye In

    Corridor Of Uncertainty

    Donkey Drop

    Dibbly Dobbly

    All Out For Four: Young Cricketers' Abysmal Record [London Times]

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