Well, that went about as expected, considering that Sussman is their starting goalie. Barbados lost to the U.S. 8-0 on Sunday in a World Cup qualifier, as you can see in the above video highlights, which are nearly as long as the match itself. Watch closely, because I'm pretty sure we scored two goals during the National Anthem.

Here are the unbelievable details. (Imagine the poor sap who had Barbados plus seven goals in this one). It was the worst drubbing in international competition since the Bournemouth Gynecologists beat the Watford Long John Silver Impersonators (shown below at about the 2:00 mark).

U.S. Overwhelms Barbados In Qualifying Opener [Yahoo Sports]

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