What to watch after displaying your enormous pink balls ...
• Arena Football League: Colorado at Arizona (10 p.m., ET). Like playing football in your garage without the danger of sharp tools. [ESPN2]
• College baseball: College World Series, at Omaha, Stanford vs. Georgia (7 p.m., ET). Tell that bulldog to stop barking: The Stanford Tree has a hangover. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Boston at Philadelphia (7 p.m., ET). We need to get these teams in the same league somehow. [ESPN]

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