Every Inch Of Justin Miller Tells A Story

Florida Marlins' pitcher Justin Miller has never really proved himself as a top tier major league pitcher, but whatever lacks in strikeout numbers, he makes up for in body art. Lots and lots of body art. The fact that he is paid a major league salary is secondary, as tattoo freak magazine Inked did a lengthy profile on Miller and his illustrated manliness.

Miller has had some complaints about his tatoos — opposing batters have complained that the numerous clowns and fairies and knives or whatever running down his left arm are distracting — but that's not stopping him from getting more and more ink. He's even got pitcher Billy Koch's name tattooed on his ass. And, even though Miller's already got one pitcher's name on his ass, Marlins' pitcher Scott Olsen wanted to stake his own claim of buttock real estate:

Marlins pitcher Scott Olsen, who had been pulled over by Florida police the previous summer and charged with DUI before allegedly being shocked with a taser, approached Miller with a proposition of his own. "He wants me to get his mug shot tattooed on my ass. I don't think that's going to work," says Miller. "I don't think my wife wants to see Olsen's picture there. So we're not going to go with that."

What happened to team unity?

Justin Miller Profile [Inked]