You might have wondered why Major League Lacrosse would possibly need cheerleaders. Wonder no longer: Major League Lacrosse needs cheerleaders so they can be hit in the face by errant shots. Duh.

"This is no laughing matter." Nope! Not at all! (She's fine, by the way. That's why it's funny.)

By the way, did you know Major League Soccer Lacrosse was founded by the Body By Jake guy? We had no idea.