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The New Castle County soccer league of Delaware might not be home to the kind of grace and skill we've seen from Euro 2008, but their games sure as hell sound entertaining. Ranord A. "Not Pacman" Jones disagreed with a referee's call, so the player reacted as any of us would, by taking a chunk out of the guy's face. Witnesses on the opposing team had quite a story to tell.
Traynor described what he saw: "The ref went down. He grabbed his chin and went down on one knee like he was hurt, and I thought he was almost like faking it. And then I looked, and there was blood pouring out."
"It's very bizarre," Dease said. "I've seen a lot of things in my day, but I've never seen someone get bit in the face."
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.
Jones later turned himself in to authorities who are charging the player with felony assault and threatening the referee with death. Because if you're going to pick up the red card, you may as well earn it.
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