When are John McCain and Barack Obama going to step up to the plate and demand legalization for the Super Bowl? Pansies, I tell you, each of them. The South African plan would only legalize prostitution for the length of the World Cup and then the laws would return to normal. Just like the marriages of so many philandering husbands.

Per the BBC:

It said while prostitution was illegal in South Africa, it could not ignore the fact that the sex industry thrives during major events like the World Cup.

To address this, entertainment centres such as strip clubs and escort agencies would be located in special areas where they would be safe and easily accessible.

There are five million HIV positive residents in South Africa. Honey, I'm home.

SA prostitution plans condemned [BBC News]
World Cup 2010 braces for legalized prostitution [The Big Lead]