Probably to cover up for the fact that she can't have wet dreams about Steely McBeam anymore. Now that everyone on earth but me has a tattoo, will old people in the future who don't have tattoos be the exception? Deep thoughts.
Until then just keep staring into the smoldering gaze of "Aunt" Agnes Falls.
Steely McGramma [Blog N Gold]
New York, 3:55 PM
Tue Dec 2
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