I've never been to a celebrity roast for anyone but I like to think this happens every time. Paul Hornung takes the stage and welcomes the roastee to the rostrum, roastee is wasted, knocks over his own table when standing, and then crumbles to the ground when shoved by Hornung. See Mr. Bear's finest moment after the jump.

Supposedly this video is from March 2001 but it's never reached blogdome until now. Why not? Because each and every one of you has failed us. Remember when Ditka almost ran against Barack Obama for Senate? How close did this come to being the Congressional cloakroom every Friday?

The Bears still suck [Deuce of Davenport]

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