What to watch instead of going to Disney World ...
• Cycling: Tour de France, stage 18,Bourg-d'Oisans to Saint-Etienne, France (8 p.m., ET). There's a surrender joke here somewhere. [Versus]
• Soccer: MLS, All-Star Game, MLS All-Stars vs. West Ham United, at Toronto (7 p.m., ET). Hooligans, assemble! [ESPN]
• WNBA: Detroit at Houston (9:30 p.m., ET). I only go to these games for the fights. [ESPN2]

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