Morning Blodgome: Doesn't Everybody Want The Alamo Bowl Trophy For Their 21st Birthday?

• Joe Paterno would not approve of this behavior: "After drinking with friends to celebrate his 21st birthday, a Penn State University student from Salisbury Township was arrested this morning after he allegedly held a one-man football practice at the Nittany Lions facilities then tried to walk away with the Alamo Bowl Trophy."[ Mondesi's House] • Illegitimate rivalry continues to simmer: After the Mets' Jose Reyes hit a home run in the 6th inning, he chose to hold his finger while circling the bases. Phillies' announcer Larry Andersen took exception to the gesture and suggested Reyes "somebody oughta put one in his neck." [ The 700 Level] • Roger Federer —denied: Sometimes hotels won't have the room you want. It happens. But Roger Federer should probably expect that the "Federer Suite" named after him in a Toronto hotel should be available to him while he's in town. [Lion In Oil] • Stuff white people like — EA's NCAA football 2009: It is an interesting choice by EA Sports to have ironic huckster Christian Lander shilling for this year's NCAA football game. It's like the company has finally realized that the pasty and non-athletic are a huge part of their demo. [ Primoz Fever]