An MRI For Deuce And $22 Million For Dorsey After yesterday's practice at the Saints training camp Deuce McAllister's surgically repaired left knee was swollen enough to send the running back in for an MRI exam. The move is just precautionary, but the idea of losing Deuce to another injury is to make a Saints fan throw up all over their Reggie Bush jerseys. • Kansas City draft pick Glenn Dorsey has reportedly agreed to terms on a contract that gives him a guaranteed payday of $23 million according to Adam Schefter. The contract runs for five years and is worth a total of $51 million. Dorsey is expected to use his newfound wealth to purchase the Kansas City Chiefs. • Asante Samuel, the biggest offseason acquisition of the Philadelphia Eagles, left practice today with a hamstring injury. If it's anything serious it could give his backup Lito Sheppard some more leverage in his contract negotiations. Disappreciate my ass now, bitches! • Something something Brett Favre.