It's The Dog Kids Love To Bite

That wasn't the sweet taste of victory that a 17-year-old Bunnell High School (Conn.) wrestler was experiencing recently during practice. One of his teammates was arrested for alleged sexual assault, when he produced his wiener and slapped it onto the mouth of an opponent, who had been pinned. Ah, the old, outlawed Belgian Pickle move.

The charges are based on an incident last December during a wrestling team practice session at the school. The 17-year-old victim was wrestling with another teammate, police said, when he allegedly heard the defendant tell his opponent to pin him to the mat. While the victim was pinned on his back, police said, the defendant approached, bent down and exposed his genitals in the victim's face. The victim managed to free himself and went to a water cooler to rinse out his mouth, declaring, "That was disgusting," according to the police report. The victim was initially reluctant to report the incident, police said, but later came forward after other Bunnell students learned about it.

I'm shocked that high school kids would repeat a story like that. Anyway, the 16-year-old was charged with one count of fourth-degree sexual assault and surrendered to police "after learning there was a warrant for his arrest." I think it was Mrs. Balbricker who gave the police a description of the penis. The boy was released after posting $1,000 bond, pending arraignment in Superior Court; a proceeding potentially rich in comedy gold which I will do my utmost to attend. Cops: Bunnell Wrestler Assaulted Mate [Connecticut Post]